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from ThinkGeek<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Greetings, walking dead!<\/p>\n

We hope your Halloween was full of corn syrup and cosplay. Ours also featured the first episode of The Walking Dead<\/em>. Don’t worry — we won’t spoil it for you if it’s on your DVR other than to say holy headshots, Batman, and we are concerned that nobody is double-tapping.<\/p>\n

But enough about brain splatter! The stuff we have below will make you forget all about the rotting, chewed-up corpses of yesterday. We promise. When was the last time a monkey disappointed you?<\/p>\n

Electronic Spy Camera Shirt!!<\/em><\/a>
\nEven James Bond has to have an off day when all his fancy duds are at the $1.50 Dry Cleaners and he’s down to his last pair of underpants. But just because his suit jackets are gone doesn’t mean he can’t hide fancy spy gadgets on his person. Enter the Electronic Spy Camera Shirt. It’s so deliciously obvious. Centered in the artwork on the shirt is the man himself, holding a camera to his face. But not just a picture of a camera. Hidden behind the soft cotton exterior is a fully-functioning spy camera. That’s right. Whatever your chest can see, the camera can see. A cable connects the camera to a small black box that fits discreetly in your pocket. Just reach in, press the button, and your shirt will capture the evidence before you.<\/p>\n

Critical Hit LED D20 Die!!<\/em><\/a>
\nWe love positive reinforcement. Which is why we thought that dice could be improved by the addition of a red LED that flashes when you roll a 20. We mean, it just seems RIGHT, doesn’t it? Players will love the extra celebration that comes with flashing lights when they land a crit on that nasty mindflayer. GMs are going to love the way that with the appropriate mood lighting, they can look extra evil — and glowy! — behind the screen when they dominate the fighter. (Again. That guy has like, no Will.) Make your RPG a little more awesome today with the Critical Hit LED d20 Die.<\/p>\n

Win a $1000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree — Mirror universe holiday<\/em><\/a>
\nIn a world… where ThinkGeek hands you presents for all your loved ones… for free… can a geek survive? Brace yourself, cadet, because this contest might launch you straight into that mirror universe (where you have a sweet goatee). Enter to win a $1000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree. That’s plenty for gifts, leaving your previously-saved holiday fund for more selfish pursuits. And a beard trimmer for your fantastic goatee.<\/p>\n

$10 Off Your Order — Candy or gadgets? Gadgets or candy? Both?<\/em>
\nEarly November is all about eating Halloween candy. Your kid’s candy, leftover candy, 50% off candy. Om nom nom! Either way, your “nutrition” for the next week is all set, right? Perhaps you should busy your fingers with a new toy or gadget from ThinkGeek instead. Use the code SUGARHIGH for $10 off orders of $40 or more, good through 11\/5\/2010 at 11:59 PM ET.<\/p>\n

Find more What\u2019s New<\/a> items at ThinkGeek!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

from ThinkGeek: Greetings, walking dead! We hope your Halloween was full of corn syrup and cosplay. Ours also featured the first episode of The Walking Dead. Don’t worry — we won’t spoil it for you if it’s on your DVR other than to say holy headshots, Batman, and we are concerned that nobody is double-tapping. … Continue reading “ThinkGeek rolls a crit & summons $1,000 spree”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,20,30,32,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-arts-culture","category-gaming","category-merchandise","category-science-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}