{"id":14893,"date":"2011-10-08T02:43:05","date_gmt":"2011-10-08T09:43:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/?p=14893"},"modified":"2011-10-08T14:46:44","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T21:46:44","slug":"jnx-portal-2-new-dlc-new-tees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/?p=14893","title":{"rendered":"J!NX: Portal 2 – New DLC, New Tees"},"content":{"rendered":"

from J!NX<\/a>:<\/p>\n

New Tees to Go With the New Portal 2 DLC<\/em><\/a>
\nThe most innovative puzzle game of all time just got a fresh update this week with the launch of the “Peer Review” DLC. After running some tests with a certain psychotic operating system, we put together 4 new designs that are sure to sharpen your room-escaping skills.<\/p>\n

I Made $60 Men’s Tee<\/em><\/a>
\nI Made $60 Women’s Tee<\/em><\/a>
\n“Welcome to Aperture — Where the science is theoretical but your $60 is FACT!” Who knew you would make so much money with such little effort? Of course you can even double it if you let us cut you open and stick some science stuff in you. That?s $120! And how!<\/p>\n

For Science Men’s Tee<\/em><\/a>
\nFor Science Women’s Tee<\/em><\/a>
\n“I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… you monster.” If Chell and GlaDOS had met at a different time, they might have been friends. They’d have sat down, giggled over tea, mused about what colleges they were going to. Unfortunately they met while one of them was an Aperture test subject, and the other was an insane AI driven by a constant need to run homicidal tests. Fate has a funny way of bringing people together.<\/p>\n

Gel Splatter Men’s Tee<\/em><\/a>
\nGel Splatter Women’s Tee<\/em><\/a>
\nHere at Aperture, we believe that science is more than just discipline. If you’re doing it by the numbers, then you’re probably going to miss all the things that start with letters. That’s why we encourage our researchers to think outside the cube and be creative. If an idea doesn’t have a little bit of crazy in it, then it\u2019s not worth doing! At Aperature Science, science is art, and art is science! <\/p>\n

Undeserved Compliments Men’s Tee<\/em><\/a>
\nUndeserved Compliments Women’s Tee<\/em><\/a>
\nOne of the hazards of science is letting your test subject become over-confident in her abilities to surmount challenge. This often leads to critical failures in testing procedures and potato-related injuries. Conversely, it is much less entertaining to watch a despondent test-taker fall from a high platform or incinerate herself in a testing-laser. It is important to keep your victim — I mean, subject — at the proper disposition, to ensure that your science is both fun, and useful! And remember to always dispose of your failed experiments in the proper cremation receptacles! For science!<\/p>\n

… and we got a new Quest, too<\/em>
\nYou didn’t think we’d just put out some new tees and leave it at that, did you? We’ve also put together a new J!NX Quest: Portal 2<\/em> in MS Paint<\/a>. It’s pretty much exactly as it sounds — draw your favorite scene from Portal 2<\/em> in MS Paint (or some other comparable rinky-dink graphics program), and you can win 1 of 10 signed Portal 2<\/em> lithographs from Valve. There’s a little more to it than that, so be sure to check the contest page for all the deets.<\/p>\n

Free Shipping for Orders $45+
\nUse Promotion Code: RUBBERMATCH
\nThis offer expires Monday, October 10, 2011 at 11:59PM PDT, so don’t wait!
\n*can’t be combined with any other offers, sale prices, or discounts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

from J!NX: New Tees to Go With the New Portal 2 DLC The most innovative puzzle game of all time just got a fresh update this week with the launch of the “Peer Review” DLC. After running some tests with a certain psychotic operating system, we put together 4 new designs that are sure to … Continue reading “J!NX: Portal 2 – New DLC, New Tees”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,20,30,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-arts-culture","category-gaming","category-merchandise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}