{"id":14981,"date":"2011-10-18T02:12:05","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T09:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/?p=14981"},"modified":"2011-10-18T02:31:40","modified_gmt":"2011-10-18T09:31:40","slug":"jnx-looking-for-a-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/?p=14981","title":{"rendered":"J!NX: Looking for a Costume?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/jinx.com\/\">J!NX<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><em>Perhaps the CREEPiest costume ever<\/em><br \/>\nYes, the ever-loved celebration of Halloween is a scant few weeks away. Avoid the usual hassle of trying to come up with your own costume, and just take the easy way out &#8211; get one from us! You know you&#8217;re going to end up making the biggest splash at the party when you show up with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jinx.com\/p\/minecraft_creeper_head.html\">this new Creeper head<\/a>. Just don&#8217;t be surprised if you find it tough to mingle. People tend to try and keep you away from their nice everything when you have this on.<\/p>\n<p><em>Steampunk + Zombie<\/em><br \/>\nPardon me, good sirs and madams. I hope you take no umbrage at my person should I require sustenance. I thoroughly apologize, yet still find myself lacking in resisting this burning desire to partake of your, shall we say, grey matter. &#8216;Tis through the courage and resource of my clockwork raven, Alistair, that I am regularly able to find alternate sources of fuel for my locomotion, yet on increasing frequency am I finding myself consuming human remains. Perchance further experimentation with my metalcrafting will provide me long sought-after satisfaction.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jinx.com\/p\/steampunk_zombie_premium_tee.html\"><em>Steampunk Zombie Men&#8217;s Tee<\/em><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jinx.com\/p\/steampunk_zombie_womens_tee.html\"><em>Steampunk Zombie Women&#8217;s Tee<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from J!NX: Perhaps the CREEPiest costume ever Yes, the ever-loved celebration of Halloween is a scant few weeks away. Avoid the usual hassle of trying to come up with your own costume, and just take the easy way out &#8211; get one from us! You know you&#8217;re going to end up making the biggest splash &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/?p=14981\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;J!NX: Looking for a Costume?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,20,30,354,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-arts-culture","category-gaming","category-lifestyle","category-merchandise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}