{"id":14984,"date":"2011-10-18T16:15:08","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T23:15:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/?p=14984"},"modified":"2011-10-18T19:57:02","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T02:57:02","slug":"rifftrax-casts-a-spell-on-harry-potter-and-the-half-blood-prince","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/?p=14984","title":{"rendered":"RiffTrax Casts a Spell on &#8220;Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince&#8221;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/rifftrax.com\/\"><em>RiffTrax<\/em><\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><em>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince<\/em> was released at an important moment in film history &#8212; namely, the last moment when actor Rupert Grint (aka, Ron Weasley) could say \u201cI will definitely be in two more films.\u201d There is a version of this movie that\u2019s about a prince who accidentally donated half his blood in a drive at work, and Harry Potter keeps chasing that guy and saying \u201cHey, you donated too much blood, come back here you dang Half-Blood Prince!\u201d Unfortunately, that version exists only in the mind of a stoned guy who read the title and collapsed in such a giggle fit that it took three Best Buy employees to drag him out of the store.<\/p>\n<p>Mike, Kevin, and Bill put on their favorite \u201cDumbledore 4 Life\u201d and \u201cAlbus will NEVER die\u201d t-shirts for this one: please savor their exquisite heartbreak and join them for <em>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Only $3.99!<\/p>\n<p>Get it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifftrax.com\/rifftrax\/harry-potter-and-half-blood-prince\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from RiffTrax: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was released at an important moment in film history &#8212; namely, the last moment when actor Rupert Grint (aka, Ron Weasley) could say \u201cI will definitely be in two more films.\u201d There is a version of this movie that\u2019s about a prince who accidentally donated half his &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/?p=14984\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;RiffTrax Casts a Spell on &#8220;Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince&#8221;!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-films","category-multimedia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}