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Fifty Shades of Brains officially launches<\/strong><\/p>\n What do you get when a comic-loving librarian and a professional smartass team up to poke fun at an erotic bestseller?\u00a0Fifty Shades of Brains<\/em>, a smart, snide and completely sick zombie apocalypse send-up of\u00a0Fifty<\/em>\u00a0Shades of Grey<\/em>. The soft launch occurred this summer to ensure that EVERYONE had a chance to get the book for Halloween. \u00a0The first fifteen chapters can be read for free at\u00a0www.fiftyshadesofbrains.com<\/a>. Digital copies of the book are available via the Kindle, Nook, and the Kobo store. DRM free copies area available via Gumdrop. Print editions can be ordered from INGRAM.<\/p>\n About Fifty Shades of Brains:\u00a0<\/strong>Written under the pen name BF Dealeo,\u00a0Fifty Shades of Brains\u00a0<\/em>tells the story of Aurora Foyle, a self-conscious, oversexed\u00a0Survival\u00a0School\u00a0student who becomes enamored with\u00a0Seattle’s premiere zombie hunter, Caligula Green. Intense, intelligent and incredibly perverse, Green takes\u00a0Aurora\u00a0on as his apprentice \u2013 both in bed and on the zombie-filled backstreets of the city. Will our heroine find true love in the arms of the controlling, charismatic Green? Will\u00a0Seattle\u2019s socks-and-sandal-wearing zombies destroy its lovingly-tended pea patches? Will\u00a0Aurora\u00a0ever stop biting her lip and blushing? You\u2019ll have to crawl between the covers to find out.<\/p>\n Dark, droll and delightfully depraved,\u00a0Fifty Shades of Brains\u00a0<\/em>will amuse you, disgust you and it just might eat your face.<\/p>\n Early Reviews:<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cGross, funny, and, god help me, a little bit sexy. Just what my inner surrealist was looking for. I haven’t read that other\u00a0Fifty Shades<\/em>\u00a0book, but now I feel like I don’t have to.\u201d — GoodReads.com<\/p>\n “<\/strong><\/em>Fifty Shades<\/em>\u00a0hysteria + zombie apocalypse = hell yes! My grey matter sort of exploded all over the brilliance of this mashup.” —<\/strong>Jennifer Worick,\u00a0<\/em>New York<\/em>\u00a0<\/em><\/em>Times<\/em>-bestselling author of more than 25 books, including\u00a0<\/em>Things I Want to Punch in the Face<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Fifty Shades of Brains officially launches What do you get when a comic-loving librarian and a professional smartass team up to poke fun at an erotic bestseller?\u00a0Fifty Shades of Brains, a smart, snide and completely sick zombie apocalypse send-up of\u00a0Fifty\u00a0Shades of Grey. The soft launch occurred this summer to ensure that EVERYONE had a chance … Continue reading “Brains have never been this sexy or \u2026 tasty.”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-books-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}