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from ThinkGeek<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Fellow Voyagers,<\/p>\n

[Scene: Vulcan landscape. Cue Spock vs. Kirk fighting music.]<\/p>\n

[Kirk] Spock, snap out of it!
\n[T’Pau] He cannot hear thee, Outworlder.
\n[Kirk] Oh, wait, let me make sure my shirt is torn.
\n[Spock] Grrrrrrr…
\n[T’Pau] The air is thick, and the Lirpa is not made for thee.
\n[Kirk] Then, can we use these instead?<\/p>\n

\"Star<\/p>\n

Star Trek<\/em> Limited Edition Titanium Spork — Spock’s Spork<\/a><\/p>\n

Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Scotty, Uhura, Dr. McCoy, Sulu, Chekov — all these names have one thing in common. Sure they are all serve on perhaps the most famous ship of the fleet: the NCC-1701 USS Enterprise. But the most important thing they have in common is: they all eat with their Starfleet issued titanium sporks; because sporks are the utensils of the future. And just for you, we snuck an empty photon torpedo casing full of them off the ship. But only 1701 of them. That’s right — these awesome sporks, laser engraved with the Starfleet emblem and “NCC-1701 Mess Hall” are a limited edition of 1701 pieces (each one individually numbered). They are the ultimate Star Trek<\/em> collectible because titanium sporks are so durable they will last until we’re really exploring the final frontier. Time to boldy eat with something no one’s eaten with before: the Star Trek<\/em> Limited Edition Titanium Spork.<\/p>\n

Find more What\u2019s New<\/a> items at ThinkGeek!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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