A Very Special Final Episode of “Safety Geeks: SVI” Season One

from Dave and Tom:

Yes, it is upon us… a Very Special FINAL Episode of Safety Geeks: SVI Season One , just in time for the holidays. It really has nothing to do with the holidays, but it is very special indeed. To go out with a bang, we’ve combined the final two episodes into one 13 minute episode. We hope you’ll enjoy it!

We’d love to take a moment and acknowledge all of the people who helped to create Safety Geeks: SVI, KoldCast.tv and you, our fans, who have followed it. As you probably know, we are in the process of being nominated for a couple of awards. If you would be so kind to vote for us, winning one of these would be invaluable as we seek funding and sponsorship for Season 2. Instructions on voting below.

AND NOW… Safety Geeks: SVI Season Finale: A Strange Sucking Sound

And may we suggest watching the entire season to get the full flow of the show? Finally, we wish you and yours the happiest of holidays and a wonderful New Year!

AWARDS:

Help us win a Streamy Award!

Between now and January 22nd, click on the badges below and vote. The series with the greatest number of Public Submissions will automatically become an Official Nominee. You are allowed one vote per day per category. Feel free to nominate us for more than one category such as Best New Comedy Series, Best New Series, Best Ensemble Cast and to nominate individuals (more below)…

Thank you for the support!

1. Go to: http://www.streamys.org/submit/public-submissions/

2. Use the drop down to choose the category (for example: “Best Comedy Web Series”).

3. Fill in Series Name: Safety Geeks: SVI. Series url: www.daveandtom.com

Rinse & Repeat under additional categories: Best New Web Series, Best Ensemble Cast in a Web Series

4. Click on “Submit an individual”. Use the drop-down for the category and nominate as many of the following as you can or would like to:

For your consideration…

Safety Geeks: SVI

  • Special Effects — Thor Melsted, Mike Smith, Tom Konkle
  • Writing (comedy) — David Beeler, Tom Konkle
  • Best Actress (comedy) — Brittney Powell
  • Best Actor (comedy) — David Beeler, Tom Konkle
  • Director — Roger Tonry
  • Cinematography — Vince Delaney and Angie Pop
  • Editing — Tom Konkle
  • Music — The Whotles
  • Sound — Tom Konkle
  • Guest Star — Frank Payne, Mary Cseh, Benton Jennings, Ransford Doherty, Jim Woods, Steve Tom, Marie del Marco, March Teich, Laura Hayes
  • Best Comedy Series
  • Best New Series
  • Best Ensemble

Invention with Brian Forbes

  • Writing (comedy) — Tom Konkle, David Beeler
  • Camera/DP — Thor Melsted
  • Directing — Tom Konkle
  • Editing — Tom Konkle
  • Acting (comedy) — David Beeler, Tom Konkle

Vote daily! You are allowed one vote per day.

Clicker Award

Tis’ the Season to be jolly and — it would seem — tis the season for webseries award shows… Looks like we’re up for another possible award. This one is Clicker.

1. Go to: http://www.clicker.com/gallery/best-web-original-comedy-2009/

2. Scroll down to Geeks, hit “VOTE”. The page will refresh and next to the Geeks entry will say, “You Voted”.

3. Tweet about it or Facebook it (the little icons for this will be next to the “You Voted” tag).

As you’ll see, the field for Comedy is very crowded, so please do vote.

And finally, forward this to friends and family asking for their votes if you would be so kind — it really is a numbers game at this point.

Awesome.

Happy Crimble!

Dave & Tom

Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009

Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009

Good news, everyone! In honour of Futurama‘s 10th anniversary, an ultimate box set of the series, Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009, has been released into the cosmos.

Once there was only the cold void of space. Then: Ka-Pow! The Big Bang exploded with the force of over two dozen firecrackers, and The Complete Futurama Collection sprang into being! It’s the entire classic series from The Simpsons creator Matt Groening, featuring 72 uncut episodes and 4 epic, feature-length adventures, all on 19 glorious discs. Plus: A massive assortment of extras so vast, it creates its own gravitational field from which no viewer can escape. So grab a can of Slurm, settle into your command centre, and experience the future… in its entirety!

This set gathers together the previously released Volumes 1-4 box sets, and the four films — Bender’s Big Score, The Beast with a Billion Backs, Bender’s Game, Into the Wild Green Yonder — that make up Season 5 of Futurama in TV syndication. The special features are recycled, too, but they’re all worth another look and there are a lot of them to enjoy, including a full-length audio commentary for each episode and movie (accessed under Language Selection in the menus); deleted scenes; storyboard, character art and “How to Draw” galleries; animatics, 3-D models, pencil tests, featurettes, and infinitely* more. (Small print on the box: *Quantity Not Actually Infinite.) The “more” consists of an annotated script, the Futurama video game trailer, a screen that deciphers the Alien Alphabet, alternate material, table reads, international language clips, interviews, a Futurama-based math lecture, an animated promo for An Inconvenient Truth starring Bender and Al Gore, Futurama: The Lost Adventure, blooper reels from recording sessions, the Futurama Genetics Lab game, the parodic shorts Bender’s Anti-Piracy Warning and Bender’s Movie Theater Etiquette, and sneak peeks. A full-length episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad is definitely the most creative and unusual of the bonus goodies, expanding upon one of Matt Groening’s favorite characters. In addition to all these special features, many of the fully animated menus contain Easter Eggs or feature in-jokes and other info in the backgrounds.

The new part of this set is its limited edition packaging, a giant plastic replica of Bender’s head (with detachable rubber antenna) that opens in the back to reveal a vertical DVD rack. The case’s slots are a bit of a tight squeeze, making the top and bottom discs slightly tricky to slide out, but the futuristic design looks great and the hatch door is padded on the inside to keep the discs snug and secure. It’s somewhat surprising that a sound chip wasn’t installed so Bender could spout his famous “bite my shiny metal ass” phrase, but the head is such an impressive display piece that this small oversight can be forgiven. For collectors who like to leave their collectables in the box, the cube that Bender’s head comes in adds another layer of Futurama reference, its clear windows and bubble-filled side panel images creating the illusion that Bender has joined the ranks of the show’s head-in-a-jar characters.

Also contained in this package are an episode guide booklet, and a numbered letter (which reveals that the set’s edition size is 25,500 units) from series co-developers Matt Groening and David X. Cohen:

March 28, 2009

Gracious Viewer,

Grab a can of Olde Fortran and jump aboard the party blimp, for today marks exactly ten years since Futurama was first broadcast!

A lot has changed over the past decade. Back in 1999, some of our younger viewers hadn’t even started graduate school yet. Videotape had not yet given way to the superior technology of DVD, which had not yet given way to the superior technology of stealin’ stuff off the Internet. And a little-known Vice President by the name of Al Gore was about to burst onto the scene as a cartoon voice-over star.

Yet, during this tumultuous ride into the future, some things have remained constant — namely, the unwavering support, steady encouragement, and incessant nitpicking of you, our loyal viewers. And thus, in a very real, very contrived sense, you are the rocket fuel that has launched Fry, Leela, and Bender on the many adventures within this collection. So please, sit back, shut up, enjoy the show, and accept a double-helping of our most sincere gratitude.

Your Humble Overlords,

Matt Groening & David X. Cohen

If you’ve already bought the individual seasons and movies, you’re not completely boned, either. Fox is reportedly selling a few empty heads to transfer your existing collection into.

Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009 comes out just in time to re-watch or catch up on the series before Season 6 begins on June 10, 2010. Yes, Futurama is returning for a second run, thanks to a Season 6 & 7 pick-up by Comedy Central! Hopefully Fox will, in due time, make a torso to attach to Bender’s head so that his chest compartment can be stacked with future seasons’ discs.

Order now at Amazon.com:
Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009

Or order directly through the 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment website.

Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009 is distributed by Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, a division of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. For more information, please visit the official Futurama website.

Split Reason: The Holidays Have Invaded!

from Split Reason:

Today brings our last newsletter of 2009, right before we take a small break and start gaming until our eyes bleed, pausing only for small increments to ingest junk food and take a few turkey naps. It’s been an amazing year, and we’d like to thank everyone that managed to drop a few items in their shopping cart to help keep our Japanese Packing Specialist employed. Every company needs a Ninja on site for a variety of unexpected scenarios, so we appreciate your support.

If you didn’t get a chance to order in time for Christmas, you can still send the geeks and gamers in your life a gift certificate, which will be delivered via email before the big day.

We’re going to continue offering our 15% OFF promotion until January 1st, you can claim your discount by entering the promo code ANTIGRINCH during the check-out process.

We have a slew of recent products and designs to recap, and much more on the way in 2010. So for now, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, happy zombie killing, noob fragging, dungeon raiding, or whatever it is you do when the office shuts down. Let the games begin!

Last Chance: Get a “Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls” Doll before Christmas!

from Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls:

Last Chance to get your MWGG Doll before Christmas!!!

Still need a gift for your little girl, but thought you missed your window? Well think again. Today is your last day to order a Galaxy Girl at FAO.com!

Use Express Shipping (before 3 pm EST) and your doll will be sent warp-speed so it arrives next day. Choose your favorite Series 1 Dolls: Milky Way, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and Pluto, and have it under the tree just in time for Christmas!

Happy Holidays!

Two more holiday shorts: Christmas Dream and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!

from RiffTrax:

Christmas Dream

One Christmas Eve, a foolhardy young girl discards a toy she is no longer interested in upon seeing her new, less-horrible toys. Never mind that the forgotten toy was little more than a hot dog with hair, this is a transgression that the patron saint of creepiness cannot forgive! While the girl slumbers peacefully, like the total selfish jerk that she is, St. Nick enters her dreams to give the monstrous doll life. It proceeds to torment her with its special brand of high-pitched Christmas horror. Will she learn her lesson and accept that change is always bad, or crack under the pressure and find herself in an asylum for children, gnawing on her own hair? Either way, this doll is gonna break a lot of her stuff!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

The story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has been told and retold countless times, in film, TV and song. All of those other versions are better than this one. Even the cold war-era East German version “Rudolf van der Schlittenfahrt”, which features far more marching and distant machine gun fire than a Christmas special ever should.

Happy Merry Bacon

from Jim Gaffigan:

Just wanted to wish you and yours the very best during this holiday season. Thanks to everyone who bought tickets to one of my shows or purchased one of my CDs/DVDs. I really do appreciate it.

If you feel inspired, you can vote for me everyday in the Comedy Central Stand Up Showdown. (See, I was thin once.)

Have a great 2010,

Jim

P.S. King Baby was one of iTunes’ top 10 comedy albums. Get it here.

P.P.S. Follow me on Twitter.

Submit to the Sect… er… I Mean, Nominate “Riese” for the Streamy Awards!

from Riese the Series:

On December 15th, the 2nd Annual Streamy Awards opened for submissions! The Streamys are awards that recognize the best of episodic web content in a variety of categories. In addition to their jury awards, there are also Audience Choice Awards. Viewers (that means you!) can submit their favorite web shows to be nominated for audience choice categories. You may vote for each category once per day.

To nominate Riese, visit the Public Submission Area. It’s very simple, and you can nominate it as many times you like, in a number of categories. There are SERIES nominations and INDIVIDUAL nominations. Relevant SERIES categories are:

Best Drama Web Series
Best New Web Series
Best Ensemble Cast in a Web Series
Best Foreign Web Series (We’re Canadian, eh!)

Relevant INDIVIDUAL categories are:

Best Director for a Dramatic Web Series — Kaleena Kiff
Best Writer for a Dramatic Web Series — Ryan Copple, Miguel Valdez Lopez, Kaleena Kiff
Best Male Actor in a Dramatic Web Series — Ben Cotton, Patrick Gilmore
Best Female Actor in a Dramatic Web Series — Christine Chatelain, Sharon Taylor
Best Editing in a Web Series — Matthew Lyons
Best Cinematography in a Web Series — Christopher Charles Kempinski
Best Art Direction in a Web Series — Chad Krowchuk
Best Sound Design in a Web Series — Kevin Belen, Bill Mellow
Best Visual Effects in a Web Series — Adam de Bosch Kemper, Brett Keyes
Best Original Music in a Web Series — Richard Walters

Again, we greatly appreciate your support, and taking the time to do this! Thank you so much!

$10 off new ThinkGeek goodies before time runs out!

from ThinkGeek:

Snow monkeys (and lucky tropical-dwelling monkeys),

Have you noticed the nerd rage about Avatar? Aliens-loving monkeys are totally stoked about it, but there are monkeys who say it’s FernGully 3D or a long, expensive ad for a video game. We have one monkey who claims he’s gonna stand up mid-movie and scream “I’m the king of the world!” before getting dragged out by theater security. But maybe you’re not worried about that cuz your shopping isn’t done? Save your holiday, we can!

Dear fellow procrastinators,

We could tell you why we’ve been so busy this year — quality testing the Tauntaun with extended napping trials, gorging ourselves on bacon-salted popcorn — but why bother. You’ve been busy, too. Let us reward you with $10 off your $40 or more order, now through 12 noon EST on 12/23. Just use code BUSYMONKEY at checkout and be on your merry way!

Find more What’s New items at ThinkGeek!

“The Clone Wars” Season Two Holiday Marathon on StarWars.com

from StarWars.com:

Have you missed any of the spectacular second season episodes of Star Wars: The Clone Wars? Did a run-in with a bounty hunter on Ord Mantell keep you from catching any of the first eight episodes?

For the holiday season, StarWars.com will be streaming all eight Season Two episodes for your viewing enjoyment. From the Rise of the Bounty Hunter Season Two launch that showcased Cad Bane to the explosive action in the epic Second Battle of Geonosis storyline.

Get started in our video player, or click below for the episodes you want.

Holocron Heist. The season premiere. Cad Bane infiltrates the Jedi Temple and attempts to steal an ancient Jedi Holocron.

Cargo of Doom. Anakin and Ahsoka intercept Cad Bane’s warship, hoping to recover the stolen Jedi Holocron.

Children of the Force. Darth Sidious has a new assignment: kidnap Force-sensitive children from across the galaxy and bring them to Mustafar.

Senate Spy. At the Jedi Council’s request, Padmé investigates a Separatist conspiracy in the Senate.

Landing at Point Rain. Anakin, Obi-Wan and Ki-Adi-Mundi lead a landing party to destroy a droid factory on Geonosis.

Weapons Factory. Luminara and Anakin act as decoys to divert new enemy super-tanks while Padawans Barriss Offee and Ahsoka attempt to destroy a Separatist droid factory.

Legacy of Terror. When Luminara goes missing, Obi-Wan and Ki-Adi-Mundi lead a platoon of clones in search of her. When the search leads to a mysterious lair, the Jedi are faced with a horde of undead warriors.

Brain Invaders. When Geonosian brain worms take control of their supply ship, Ahsoka and Barriss must battle to stop the vessel from unleashing the deadly plague upon the galaxy.

New episodes of Star Wars: The Clone Wars start up again on January 1, 2010, with a special two-parter, “Grievous Intrigue” and “The Deserter.” Check local times.

A new short to get you into the holiday spirit: Christmas Rhapsody!

from RiffTrax:

Christmas Rhapsody, the latest entry in the Rhapsody series, comes fresh on the heels of Thanksgiving Rhapsody and Cyber Monday Rhapsody. And though Webster’s defines Rhapsody as “A highly emotional utterance or literary work,” most of us know that the true meaning of Rhapsody is a depressed sentient Christmas tree, bemoaning its own “No Account” status in the world.

If Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tree and Eeyore the Donkey had a baby whom they denied the Prozac it so desperately needed, it would still be more fun to talk to than the tree in Christmas Rhapsody.

Vote for “The Guild” for the 2010 Streamy Awards

from The Guild:

The Streamy Awards are here again and we would love for you to submit/vote for The Guild. Your votes for Best Comedy Webseries are particularly important because the Public Submission voting determines the TEN semi-finalists for the Audience Choice award for Best Web Series of the Year. You may vote once per day.

There are series submissions and individual ones. Here are the SERIES submission categories (and link to the page):

Best Comedy Webseries — The Guild, http://www.watchtheguild.com/
Best Ensemble Cast in a Webseries — The Guild, http://www.watchtheguild.com/

Please vote for The Guild in these categories.

And here are the INDIVIDUAL submission categories (and link to the page):

Best Directing for a Comedy Web Series — Sean Becker
Best Writing for Comedy Web Series — Felicia Day
Best Male Actor in a Comedy Web Series — Vincent Caso / Jeff Lewis / Sandeep Parikh
Best Female Actor in a Comedy Web Series — Felicia Day / Amy Okuda / Robin Thorsen
Best Guest Star in a Web Series — Wil Wheaton / Michelle Boyd / Brett Sheridan
Best Editing in a Web Series — Sean Becker
Best Cinematography — John Schmidt
Best Art Direction — Tyler Robinson
Best Original Music — Eanan Patterson, Don Schiff

Please vote for The Guild cast and crew in these categories.

Thank you so much for taking time to do this, and for your continued support of The Guild!