Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women

Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women

Dr. Grordbort (aka Weta) presents Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women, a quasi-sequel to Doctor Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory, both written and illustrated by steampunk visionary Greg Broadmore.

The year’s foremost journal of progressive armaments and weaponry! Behold the latest line of defense captured in action!

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Filled to the brim with first hand tales of exploration and progress from the great heroes of our time, picture strips of unimaginable escapades on the frontier, never-seen-before portraits of dazzling damsels and monstrous villains, and laudable accounts of man and robot pitted against our greatest enemy (the uncivilized world), Victory is an onslaught of action-packed scientific adventure in full-spectrum color — containing facts that every boy and literate girl should know.

Written and illustrated by Weta Workshop Conceptual Designer Greg Broadmore, this book sumptuously details a science-fiction history that never was. Hearkening back to the classic sci-fi serials of yesteryear, it reveals the backstories and mythos of Weta Limited’s highly limited ray gun collectible line.

Whereas the Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory was mainly a catalogue of raygun designs, Victory fleshes out the world of Dr. Grordbort a bit more. Labeled as Volume 127, this oversized hardcover book is done in the style of a British annual, and is full of stunning, full-colour art that’s available to sample in an online preview. The pages are printed on heavy hardstock, and if you’re the sort of savage who’s okay with dissecting books to obtain some frameable art, then Victory will provide you with a gallery of choices.

Be forewarned: this book contains a very un-PC reimagining of the universe, so if you’re easily offended, or squicked out by pictures of aliens being graphically blown to smithereens, then you should probably search out tamer reading material. However, if you have a very good, albeit warped, sense of humour, then you’ll find Victory to be a jolly good romp.

Join Lord Cockswain for a Spot of Virtual Venusian Vapourisation is a print version of the online target practice simulator Blast a Buffoon, with the book leaving a blank space for you to draw in your own Venusian target. Life in the British Colonial Expeditionary Forces takes a brief look at the daily life of a soldier, while Know Your Enemy profiles the Venusians that the boys of the BCEF are up against. Adapted from the Dr. Grordbort’s website are A Bestiary of the Cosmos: The Wildlife of Venus, and the wonderfully tongue-in-cheek weapon Testimonials. Web comics “Lord Cockswain: M’Gulu in Peril!”, a five-part serial, and the one-shot “Lord Cockswain: On the Application of Rayguns” are reproduced in Old Timey Compartmentalised Picture Essays, and there’s a one-page feature similarly called On the Careful Application of Rayguns, which is a guide to properly caring for, and thereby possibly reducing the risk of maiming yourself with, a Grordbort raygun. Graphic short stories that were created new for the book are “Lord Cockswain in… Venusian Vengeance” and “Lord Cockswain in… The Mountain of the Moon Menace”, two tales of Lord Cockswain’s signaturely inept and destructive approach to leading missions. Hall of Gits, portraits of personalities from the world of Dr. Grordbort, gives readers a glimpse of Cockswain’s equally hapless peers. Also included in the book are a selection of propaganda posters, one done by a guest artist, and the invaluable How to read the signs of Robotic Rebellion!, which lists the (obvious) signs that your robot manservant may have overridden the first Law of Robotics, namely that “a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.” No book bearing the Dr. Grordbort’s logo would be complete without a bristling display of weaponry, and Victory doesn’t disappoint, introducing three impressive Grordbort tanks — the Greased Weasel, The Remorseless, and the Gargantutherium VII — that range from lightweight to terrain-crushing behemoth. A selection of upcoming rayguns is catalogued, as well:

  • Silver Mantiss 99se Thin Cone Death Beam — a second raygun for ladies, following the Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol, with a silver mirror finish.
  • Grordbort 66 Sonic De-Stabiliser — a copper-coloured raygun, its silver handle carved with a Chinese dragon.
  • Pomson 6000 Sub Atomic Wave GunThe Unnatural Selector‘s more futuristic-looking successor, with lots of shiny red metal, chrome trim, and a top fin.
  • Saturn 67 Luminiferous Aether Igniter — a utilitarian raygun that looks like a cross between a pistol and a crude taser.
  • Righteous Bison Indivisible Particle Smasher — a model already released as Weta’s first plastic raygun, but perhaps a metal version is on the way?
  • Silent Banshee Infra Wave Atom Corrupter — a minimalistic raygun with a cone-shaped muzzle and silencer, ideal for assassins.

In addition, there’s a two-page spread for Lord Cockswain’s Ray-Blunderbuss “The Unnatural Selector” that lavishly showcases the blustering adventurer’s favourite weapon.

If you already have the Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory on your bookshelf, then you’ll naturally want a copy of Victory to join it. For fans of steampunk, sci-fi, and retro art, both books are indispensable additions to your library.

Order now at Amazon.com:
Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women
Doctor Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory

Or order directly through the Weta website, or Dark Horse Comics (search keyword: “weta”).

Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women and Doctor Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory are distributed by Weta Publishing, in partnership with Dark Horse Books, a division of Dark Horse Comics. For more information, please visit the official Dr. Grordbort’s website.

Go Green in 2010 — 20% off “Emily the Strange” organics!

from Emily the Strange:

Go green in the New Year with the Emily the Strange Organic Cotton Line… now 20% off! Plus, each purchase of an organic cotton item comes with a FREE Zombies Recycle sticker!

New Fan Art!

Send yours in too.

Over & out,
Mystery

Find Emily on: Facebook | MySpace | YouTube

Merry Riffmas! The Night Before Christmas now available!

from RiffTrax:

It’s the sunniest Night Before Christmas yet. Not a creature is stirring, not even the stuffed, mummified mouse that’s lovingly stapled to the floor. Sugarplums dance in the heads of children, causing the children to wonder, what’s a sugarplum, and why would it dance so suggestively? At the heart of it all is a man with one simple goal — a long winter’s nap, uninterrupted by any sort of clatter. Boy is he in for a surprise!

A Very Special Final Episode of “Safety Geeks: SVI” Season One

from Dave and Tom:

Yes, it is upon us… a Very Special FINAL Episode of Safety Geeks: SVI Season One , just in time for the holidays. It really has nothing to do with the holidays, but it is very special indeed. To go out with a bang, we’ve combined the final two episodes into one 13 minute episode. We hope you’ll enjoy it!

We’d love to take a moment and acknowledge all of the people who helped to create Safety Geeks: SVI, KoldCast.tv and you, our fans, who have followed it. As you probably know, we are in the process of being nominated for a couple of awards. If you would be so kind to vote for us, winning one of these would be invaluable as we seek funding and sponsorship for Season 2. Instructions on voting below.

AND NOW… Safety Geeks: SVI Season Finale: A Strange Sucking Sound

And may we suggest watching the entire season to get the full flow of the show? Finally, we wish you and yours the happiest of holidays and a wonderful New Year!

AWARDS:

Help us win a Streamy Award!

Between now and January 22nd, click on the badges below and vote. The series with the greatest number of Public Submissions will automatically become an Official Nominee. You are allowed one vote per day per category. Feel free to nominate us for more than one category such as Best New Comedy Series, Best New Series, Best Ensemble Cast and to nominate individuals (more below)…

Thank you for the support!

1. Go to: http://www.streamys.org/submit/public-submissions/

2. Use the drop down to choose the category (for example: “Best Comedy Web Series”).

3. Fill in Series Name: Safety Geeks: SVI. Series url: www.daveandtom.com

Rinse & Repeat under additional categories: Best New Web Series, Best Ensemble Cast in a Web Series

4. Click on “Submit an individual”. Use the drop-down for the category and nominate as many of the following as you can or would like to:

For your consideration…

Safety Geeks: SVI

  • Special Effects — Thor Melsted, Mike Smith, Tom Konkle
  • Writing (comedy) — David Beeler, Tom Konkle
  • Best Actress (comedy) — Brittney Powell
  • Best Actor (comedy) — David Beeler, Tom Konkle
  • Director — Roger Tonry
  • Cinematography — Vince Delaney and Angie Pop
  • Editing — Tom Konkle
  • Music — The Whotles
  • Sound — Tom Konkle
  • Guest Star — Frank Payne, Mary Cseh, Benton Jennings, Ransford Doherty, Jim Woods, Steve Tom, Marie del Marco, March Teich, Laura Hayes
  • Best Comedy Series
  • Best New Series
  • Best Ensemble

Invention with Brian Forbes

  • Writing (comedy) — Tom Konkle, David Beeler
  • Camera/DP — Thor Melsted
  • Directing — Tom Konkle
  • Editing — Tom Konkle
  • Acting (comedy) — David Beeler, Tom Konkle

Vote daily! You are allowed one vote per day.

Clicker Award

Tis’ the Season to be jolly and — it would seem — tis the season for webseries award shows… Looks like we’re up for another possible award. This one is Clicker.

1. Go to: http://www.clicker.com/gallery/best-web-original-comedy-2009/

2. Scroll down to Geeks, hit “VOTE”. The page will refresh and next to the Geeks entry will say, “You Voted”.

3. Tweet about it or Facebook it (the little icons for this will be next to the “You Voted” tag).

As you’ll see, the field for Comedy is very crowded, so please do vote.

And finally, forward this to friends and family asking for their votes if you would be so kind — it really is a numbers game at this point.

Awesome.

Happy Crimble!

Dave & Tom

Two more holiday shorts: Christmas Dream and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!

from RiffTrax:

Christmas Dream

One Christmas Eve, a foolhardy young girl discards a toy she is no longer interested in upon seeing her new, less-horrible toys. Never mind that the forgotten toy was little more than a hot dog with hair, this is a transgression that the patron saint of creepiness cannot forgive! While the girl slumbers peacefully, like the total selfish jerk that she is, St. Nick enters her dreams to give the monstrous doll life. It proceeds to torment her with its special brand of high-pitched Christmas horror. Will she learn her lesson and accept that change is always bad, or crack under the pressure and find herself in an asylum for children, gnawing on her own hair? Either way, this doll is gonna break a lot of her stuff!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

The story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has been told and retold countless times, in film, TV and song. All of those other versions are better than this one. Even the cold war-era East German version “Rudolf van der Schlittenfahrt”, which features far more marching and distant machine gun fire than a Christmas special ever should.

Happy Merry Bacon

from Jim Gaffigan:

Just wanted to wish you and yours the very best during this holiday season. Thanks to everyone who bought tickets to one of my shows or purchased one of my CDs/DVDs. I really do appreciate it.

If you feel inspired, you can vote for me everyday in the Comedy Central Stand Up Showdown. (See, I was thin once.)

Have a great 2010,

Jim

P.S. King Baby was one of iTunes’ top 10 comedy albums. Get it here.

P.P.S. Follow me on Twitter.

Submit to the Sect… er… I Mean, Nominate “Riese” for the Streamy Awards!

from Riese the Series:

On December 15th, the 2nd Annual Streamy Awards opened for submissions! The Streamys are awards that recognize the best of episodic web content in a variety of categories. In addition to their jury awards, there are also Audience Choice Awards. Viewers (that means you!) can submit their favorite web shows to be nominated for audience choice categories. You may vote for each category once per day.

To nominate Riese, visit the Public Submission Area. It’s very simple, and you can nominate it as many times you like, in a number of categories. There are SERIES nominations and INDIVIDUAL nominations. Relevant SERIES categories are:

Best Drama Web Series
Best New Web Series
Best Ensemble Cast in a Web Series
Best Foreign Web Series (We’re Canadian, eh!)

Relevant INDIVIDUAL categories are:

Best Director for a Dramatic Web Series — Kaleena Kiff
Best Writer for a Dramatic Web Series — Ryan Copple, Miguel Valdez Lopez, Kaleena Kiff
Best Male Actor in a Dramatic Web Series — Ben Cotton, Patrick Gilmore
Best Female Actor in a Dramatic Web Series — Christine Chatelain, Sharon Taylor
Best Editing in a Web Series — Matthew Lyons
Best Cinematography in a Web Series — Christopher Charles Kempinski
Best Art Direction in a Web Series — Chad Krowchuk
Best Sound Design in a Web Series — Kevin Belen, Bill Mellow
Best Visual Effects in a Web Series — Adam de Bosch Kemper, Brett Keyes
Best Original Music in a Web Series — Richard Walters

Again, we greatly appreciate your support, and taking the time to do this! Thank you so much!

“The Clone Wars” Season Two Holiday Marathon on StarWars.com

from StarWars.com:

Have you missed any of the spectacular second season episodes of Star Wars: The Clone Wars? Did a run-in with a bounty hunter on Ord Mantell keep you from catching any of the first eight episodes?

For the holiday season, StarWars.com will be streaming all eight Season Two episodes for your viewing enjoyment. From the Rise of the Bounty Hunter Season Two launch that showcased Cad Bane to the explosive action in the epic Second Battle of Geonosis storyline.

Get started in our video player, or click below for the episodes you want.

Holocron Heist. The season premiere. Cad Bane infiltrates the Jedi Temple and attempts to steal an ancient Jedi Holocron.

Cargo of Doom. Anakin and Ahsoka intercept Cad Bane’s warship, hoping to recover the stolen Jedi Holocron.

Children of the Force. Darth Sidious has a new assignment: kidnap Force-sensitive children from across the galaxy and bring them to Mustafar.

Senate Spy. At the Jedi Council’s request, Padmé investigates a Separatist conspiracy in the Senate.

Landing at Point Rain. Anakin, Obi-Wan and Ki-Adi-Mundi lead a landing party to destroy a droid factory on Geonosis.

Weapons Factory. Luminara and Anakin act as decoys to divert new enemy super-tanks while Padawans Barriss Offee and Ahsoka attempt to destroy a Separatist droid factory.

Legacy of Terror. When Luminara goes missing, Obi-Wan and Ki-Adi-Mundi lead a platoon of clones in search of her. When the search leads to a mysterious lair, the Jedi are faced with a horde of undead warriors.

Brain Invaders. When Geonosian brain worms take control of their supply ship, Ahsoka and Barriss must battle to stop the vessel from unleashing the deadly plague upon the galaxy.

New episodes of Star Wars: The Clone Wars start up again on January 1, 2010, with a special two-parter, “Grievous Intrigue” and “The Deserter.” Check local times.

A new short to get you into the holiday spirit: Christmas Rhapsody!

from RiffTrax:

Christmas Rhapsody, the latest entry in the Rhapsody series, comes fresh on the heels of Thanksgiving Rhapsody and Cyber Monday Rhapsody. And though Webster’s defines Rhapsody as “A highly emotional utterance or literary work,” most of us know that the true meaning of Rhapsody is a depressed sentient Christmas tree, bemoaning its own “No Account” status in the world.

If Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tree and Eeyore the Donkey had a baby whom they denied the Prozac it so desperately needed, it would still be more fun to talk to than the tree in Christmas Rhapsody.

Vote for “The Guild” for the 2010 Streamy Awards

from The Guild:

The Streamy Awards are here again and we would love for you to submit/vote for The Guild. Your votes for Best Comedy Webseries are particularly important because the Public Submission voting determines the TEN semi-finalists for the Audience Choice award for Best Web Series of the Year. You may vote once per day.

There are series submissions and individual ones. Here are the SERIES submission categories (and link to the page):

Best Comedy Webseries — The Guild, http://www.watchtheguild.com/
Best Ensemble Cast in a Webseries — The Guild, http://www.watchtheguild.com/

Please vote for The Guild in these categories.

And here are the INDIVIDUAL submission categories (and link to the page):

Best Directing for a Comedy Web Series — Sean Becker
Best Writing for Comedy Web Series — Felicia Day
Best Male Actor in a Comedy Web Series — Vincent Caso / Jeff Lewis / Sandeep Parikh
Best Female Actor in a Comedy Web Series — Felicia Day / Amy Okuda / Robin Thorsen
Best Guest Star in a Web Series — Wil Wheaton / Michelle Boyd / Brett Sheridan
Best Editing in a Web Series — Sean Becker
Best Cinematography — John Schmidt
Best Art Direction — Tyler Robinson
Best Original Music — Eanan Patterson, Don Schiff

Please vote for The Guild cast and crew in these categories.

Thank you so much for taking time to do this, and for your continued support of The Guild!

“Save the Murlocs” Plush Toy and T-Shirts

The group Druids for the Ethical and Humane Treatment of Animals is recruiting World of Warcraft players for their Save the Murlocs campaign. If you haven’t heard of the movement yet, check out the informative (and highly entertaining) Save the Murlocs PSA. Blizzard Entertainment, J!NX, and Hot Topic have already endorsed D.E.H.T.A., creating special merchandise to help them in their fundraising efforts.

World of Warcraft Talking Murloc Plush Toy

J!NX, hand-picked by Blizzard Entertainment, has been producing a fully licensed Official World of Warcraft Collection since 2006. In addition to an extensive line of clothing and accessories, they created the World of Warcraft Talking Murloc Plush Toy:

Adopt your very own TALKING Murloc! For too long, these majestic creatures have been the subject of cruelty. The J!NX crew fully supports the Save the Murlocs Campaign!

Recently updated for the “Save the Murlocs” campaign, the toy now includes a special extra:

Each Murloc comes with an official adoption certificate emblazoned with your rescued Murloc’s name. Hang it with pride in your bedroom, office or guild hall!

Printed on cream-coloured paper in green, black, and shiny gold ink, the fancy adoption certificate comes in an envelope marked with the “Save the Murlocs” logo, beneath which “Official Adoption Certificate” is written in a calligraphic font. It’s exciting to open the document and discover which random name has been assigned to your Murloc. In the case of the one being reviewed here, he (or, possibly, she — it’s hard to tell with these amphibious creatures) turned out to be named Grimz.

The plush Murloc is packed in a cardboard box that resembles a live animal shipping crate. Simulated wood planks are stamped “imported from Azeroth”, and the front of the crate has a big, splintered hole in it where the plastic window would normally be, as if the contained Murloc has tried to claw its way out during transport. There’s no need to fear this little Murloc, though. No bigger than a small cat, it’s clearly a baby, the perfect size to fit on your lap while you play World of Warcraft, or drape over your arm and stroke in evil genius fashion. It even “purrs”, making the Murloc’s distinctive “rwl” sound when you press under its chin to activate the voicebox mechanism, which is quite clear without being overly loud. The arms and legs have wire armature for better shape retention, but the toy is still soft and cuddly, with its variety of brightly-coloured, tactile fabrics inviting frequent pettings. Most notable is the Murloc’s green “skin”, a low-pile, textured plush that shimmers with a subtly detailed fish-scale pattern, except where wetly glossy fabric paint is used to apply the stripes lining the array of orange felt spikes along the spine. The overall result is an authentically aquatic-looking Murloc.

"Save the Murlocs" T-Shirts

Hot Topic’s contribution to the campaign is a pair of exclusive t-shirts that are available only in their retail stores. The Hot Topic Exclusive “Save the Murlocs” T-Shirt comes in a men’s/unisex style, and for the ladies there’s the Hot Topic Exclusive World of Warcraft “Save Me” Women’s Tee. Made of thick, soft cotton, the t-shirts feature large graphics screen-printed in bold, eye-catching colours that will definitely get your message noticed. A hang-tag on the shirts promotes savethemurlocs.org, with four peelable Murloc stickers on one side, two of which incorporate the website’s URL.

World of Warcraft Murloco's Tacos T-Shirt

For those of you who simply refuse to be converted to the Murlocs’ cause, J!NX (reluctantly, one presumes) offers a World of Warcraft Murloco’s Tacos T-Shirt to wear instead. To you heathens, the Murlocs have just one thing to say: RWLRWLRWL!

Order directly through the J!NX website. Bonus: each package comes with a sticker sheet plus any available catalogues or other promotional materials.

The World of Warcraft Talking Murloc Plush Toy and World of Warcraft Murloco’s Tacos T-Shirt are distributed by J!NX, in partnership with Blizzard Entertainment. The Hot Topic Exclusive “Save the Murlocs” T-Shirt and Hot Topic Exclusive World of Warcraft “Save Me” Women’s Tee are distributed by Hot Topic, in partnership with J!NX and Blizzard Entertainment. For more information, please visit the official World of Warcraft website.