{"id":3985,"date":"2009-03-01T15:59:07","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T21:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geek.ravenkai.com\/?p=3985"},"modified":"2009-09-25T01:01:42","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T07:01:42","slug":"by-jove-the-miniature-goliathon-83-has-returned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/?p=3985","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Grordbort’s Miniature Goliathon 83"},"content":{"rendered":"

from Weta<\/a>:<\/p>\n

By Jove! The Miniature Goliathon 83 has returned!<\/p>\n

Galactic Gentlefolk!
\nWe would like to thoroughly congratulate the glorious artisans and scientific\u00a0titans at the Goliathon plant\u00a0on having delivered the final 400 Goliathon 83 — Miniature Edition<\/a>! Which means you have your chance to complete your set! These mouthwateringly miniscule weapons of mouse destruction really are the dog’s private parts. It also fills us with anticipation that a distinct\u00a0humming sound has recently been emanating from the miniaturisation department. Could it really be that the initial trio soon may be joined by others? Who dares to hope?<\/p>\n

Cocky<\/em>
\nThe Lord of insatiable trophy aggregation — Cockswain — is up to his usual under-handed trickery. You may already have spied the celluloid we’ve acquired<\/a>? No? Well you should — it’s a veritable bonanza of bad taste. Please help us figure out what it all means<\/a>. We’re baffled.<\/p>\n

Tally-Ho from some of our Blunderbuss Patrons<\/em>
\nSince the first few batches of hermetically sealed crates of Unnatural Selectors have reached their blood-thirsty new households, we’ve heard back from some of the survivors<\/a>. It is obvious that this fine clientele take their sports-shooting very seriously. To arm yourself with an Unnatural Selector is not merely a disdainful nod in the direction of Darwin, the naturalist rapscallion, but of course the ultimate expression of good breeding and taste!<\/p>\n

So\u00a0after you cast your eyes longingly at the playthings of the well-heeled and well-armed — why not go check out the Miniature F.M.O.M.<\/a> and the Miniature Goliathon<\/a>. They still pack a better punch than a slap in the face with a wet Thrusk<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Cheerio,
\nWilliam<\/p>\n

Dr. William Young
\nArchivist and Historian for Dr. Grordbort’s Estate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

from Weta: By Jove! The Miniature Goliathon 83 has returned! Galactic Gentlefolk! We would like to thoroughly congratulate the glorious artisans and scientific\u00a0titans at the Goliathon plant\u00a0on having delivered the final 400 Goliathon 83 — Miniature Edition! Which means you have your chance to complete your set! These mouthwateringly miniscule weapons of mouse destruction really … Continue reading “Dr. Grordbort’s Miniature Goliathon 83”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,20,32,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcements","category-arts-culture","category-merchandise","category-multimedia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uberscifigeek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}