Streamy Awards Live Cast Tonight

from The Guild:

Thank you for all your votes in the Streamy Awards, we appreciate all the time you’ve taken out to support our independent show! Audience Award voting is now over!

The Awards ceremony is tonight, and the great thing is that you can attend it with us online! They are streaming starting at 7:30 pacific time on the official Streamys Website, so please come by and enjoy this evening with us to celebrate web video.
If we win anything it will only have been because of you, our audience. 🙂

After Judgment: Three Days until the Streamy Awards

from After Judgment:

Greetings fantastic fans of After Judgment,

It is because of all of you that the world has taken notice of our little (but awesome!) sci fi webseries!

We want to sincerely thank all of you for spreading the word and for your support!

Please take a second to VOTE for us today, tomorrow and Saturday as a Finalist for the Audience Choice Award.

http://vote.streamys.org/

And please take a minute to spread the news to your Facebook friends — just share the link or even send a message!

VOTE VOTE VOTE! We’re up against heavyweights like Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, The Guild, The William Shatner Project and Tikibar TV!!

We’d like to say that we’re just honored to be recognized amongst such an illustrious group but we’d really like to win — wouldn’t you???

Spread the word and VOTE… to prevent the end

After Judgment

Giants

Giants

In Giants, you play a chief competing for tribal prestige on Easter Island by building the biggest and most numerous statues your civilization has ever seen.

The monumental statues of Easter Island, known as moaïs, are one of the most fascinating exploits attributed to mankind. How did a handful of sculptors, tucked away on a miniscule island, ever manage such a feat? Isolated from the rest of the world, they built more than 800 statues, each weighing several tons with certain measuring nearly 10 meters tall. Cooperation between the tribes, innovative use of wood and their earnest hard work are certainly part of the explanation for their incredible feat. These stone giants are one of the rare vestiges of a highly refined civilization, the Rapanui, who prospered for more than a millennium in peace and tranquility. Now it’s your turn to relive their inspiring adventure as builders of the moaïs!

The game is set during the golden age of the Rapanui, the native inhabitants of Easter Island. As chief of your people, you must use your leadership skills to elevate your village to top status. While this mostly involves successful construction of complete moaïs (each statue has a headdress to cap it), you can enlist the help of opposing but like-minded tribes, either through peaceful teamwork or scheming tactics like seizing possession of materials that are still en route from quarries to their building platforms, and hoarding the logs used to transport the statue pieces. Tribe markers, which represent your level of influence on the island, are used to reserve the best ahus (stone building platforms) and moaïs for future use. In addition, you have a sorcerer who can put a magical whammy on rivals who interfere with your plans of island dominance, though, as chief, you also have the privilege of invoking the power of the sorcerer’s magical Rongo tablets. Be careful, as sneaky acts may grant your opponents some of the precious prestige points you need to ultimately win. If you lead well and use your resources wisely, your workers will thrive and “your masterpieces will stand tall for centuries.”

Game Contents
• 1 game board
• 5 tribe chief figurines
• 5 sorcerer figurines
• 30 sculptor figurines
• 30 Rongo half-tablets
• 14 headdress miniatures
• 17 small sized moaïs
• 12 medium sized moaïs
• 6 giant sized moaïs
• 30 tribe markers
• 5 screens
• 5 banners
• 1 first player pawn
• 2 quarries tiles
• 7 forest tiles
• 5 score counters
• 35 bases
• 5 special dice
• 27 wooden logs
• 1 pawn receptacle
• One rulebook

The gameboard for Giants is a huge, beautifully stylized map of Easter Island, with a representation of a stone mural on the reverse side that depicts a team of workers building a moaï. (The glyphs in the mural are decorative gibberish, as the Rongo tablet markings they’re modelled after have never been deciphered.) A great deal of thought has gone into the aesthetics of the entire game, from the box’s lush artwork and the insert tray with one section shaped like the profile of a moaï, to the visual diversity of the gamepieces. Each of the five players has a screen that not only handily lists a cheat sheet of the game rules, but is illustrated with a tranquil scene of island life done in one of the themed colours assigned to each tribe. The tribes also have individually designed figurines and symbol-emblazoned playing pieces in their colour, with different appearances for each tribe’s chief,  sorcerer, and workers, a touch that gives the players’ little plastic avatars a bit of personality. The realistically sculpted moaï figurines, in three shades of grey plastic speckled to resemble stone, are similarly well-crafted, as are the double-sided playing pieces made of durably thick cardboard.

Giants takes a while to set up the first time out of the box, as there are many gamepieces to prepare and familiarize yourself with, but once you’ve read through through the rules the turn-based action is fairly straightforward. The rulebook provides illustrated example scenarios that clearly explain some of the more complex moves, as well as an entire page on the story of Easter Island. This latter inclusion elevates Giants from a fun adventure game to a potential teaching tool, as most people recognize the giant stone heads of Easter Island without knowing the history behind them, namely how the construction of the moaïs decimated the island’s forests and nearly destroyed its entire ecosystem as a result. There are a maximum of five players in Giants, but more can be included by turning tribes into teams of students, making this educational game perfect for the classroom setting. Hopefully, in playing Giants, you’ll be able to change the fate of the Rapanui clans for the better.

Giants supports 3-5 players, ages 10 and up. Game length: about 60 minutes.

Order now at Amazon.com:
Giants

Or order directly through the Asmodee Editions website.

Giants is distributed by Asmodee Editions (US), a subsidiary of Asmodee Editions (France), in partnership with Les Éditions du Matagot. For more information on Giants, visit the official game website at Giants: The Board Game (in English, German, and French).

The Legend of Neil: Vote Baby Vote!

from The Legend of Neil:

Only one week left people. Get out there and vote everyday for Neil for the Streamys Audience Choice Award. We would trade all the other nominations in for this win. These other shows have the numbers so we’ve got to have the craZy and vote everday from now until the 28th! But I’m sure you’re asking yourself “How will I remember to vote?”

Here are some devices that might help you trigger the memory to vote everyday:

1) Make http://vote.streamys.org/ your homepage for your next week.

2) Everytime you brush think about how in Zelda Link never once brushes his teeth and how gnarly his mouth must be by the time he meets up with the princess. Then go vote for Neil.

3) Correct anyone that refers to their father as their “Old Man” by saying you mean “Oooold Man” and then go vote for Neil.

4) Tattoo “Vote for Neil” on your belly. Use your belly button to replace the “o” in “for.” If it’s an outie, then just hang a picture of Tony Janning on it.

5) Allow your spouse to yell out “Neil” during intercourse for the following week. If you’re single yell out Neil while masturbating.

6) Make your dying wish that Neil wins the Audience Choice Award and then end your life (not recommended).

7) Everytime you see another human being think about how there’s a skeleton inside of him/her. Now think about that skeleton having a German accent and being gay for deals, then go vote for Neil.

No Gorgeous Tiny DVD in Foreseeable Future

from Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show:

There have been lots of people asking if we might possibly make a GTCMS DVD for Season 2. Unfortunately, Sony still owns the rights to all of the Season 1 and Season 2 episodes. Apparently, giant corporations do not manufacture DVDs unless they can make hundreds of thousands of them and sell them at Wal-Mart. Because I think it would be neat-o to be able to offer such a thing, I am going to ask the powers that be if I might take on an independent pressing myself and see what they say. I am guessing that the answer will be a resounding silence, as it always is, but I’ll ask. Never hurts to ask. Unless your jaw is broken. Then it prolly hurts a lot.

Star Trek Screening for the Town of Vulcan

from Paramount Pictures:

“Paramount and Vulcan Tourism are thrilled to bring an exclusive pre-release screening of Star Trek to Vulcan residents. Knowing how special the series has been to the town of Vulcan, Paramount and Vulcan Tourism have been collaborating for months to plan just the right event. The private screening will be held for 300 lottery-winning Vulcan residents at a state-of-the-art movie theater in Calgary. The special event includes transportation, refreshments and Star Trek memorabilia. Everyone who worked on Star Trek is excited about bringing the highly anticipated film to fans everywhere and especially to the residents of Vulcan.”

Leonard Nimoy says, “I have been informed of the logical plan that Paramount Pictures and the town of Vulcan have been working on to host an advanced screening of Star Trek. The people of Vulcan have been heard and, although it is atypical for Vulcans, they are, in fact, excited. To all, live long and prosper.”

Related Links:
Nimoy: Vulcan Needs to Get “Emotional” About Star Trek Premiere
“Spock” makes pitch for Star Trek premiere in Alberta
Spock questions logic of not allowing Alberta town to show Star Trek premiere

Weta News: March 2009

from Weta:

Hey Weta fans,
It’s been a fantastic month — can’t believe it’s been that long since we relaunched the site. So many people have signed up, made reviews and comments, posted encouraging notes on forums all over the world. And even helped us out with photos and information. It’s all hugely appreciated. We thought we’d encourage you even further to review the pieces you own, so place product reviews for the items you own by April 15th and we will draw three winners who each get 60 Weta Dollars to spend. That’s enough for a Doctor Who helmet. Or a mini Raygun. So get reviewing — you enter automatically just by writing a review and I will pick a winner at random.

In the News:
Weta Workshop projects — Weta makes clever penguin for German TV
Weta Workshop builds Mermaid tail for double amputee
Television — The WotWots world premiere Monday 23 March on New Zealand TV
Listen to the Weta Cast Episode VI with The Lord Of The Rings veterans Matt Appleton, Emily-Jane Sturrock and Richard Taylor
Rayguns — Victorious Mongoose shipping world wide and politically incorrect shenanigans from Lord Cockswain.
Doctor WhoCyber Controller shipping world wide
Halo 3Official Xbox Magazine takes Weta’s Warthog for a spin

Last chance for our launch offers!
Buy ANYTHING on our site and be in to win a full size raygun worth US$ 690! (ends midnight 23 March)
Extra Weta Dollars on all purchases (ends midnight 23 March)
Set Up a Profile and be in to Win a goodie bag (ends midnight 31 March)

Hot Tip!
Have you checked out the cool projects that are due out this year?

See You Online!
http://fans.wetaNZ.com/Magnus/

The Chilling Season Finale of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Introduces a Deadly New Enemy — Ruthless Bounty Hunter Cad Bane

from StarWars.com:

The Republic faces a new threat as lethal mercenary Cad Bane makes his appearance in “Hostage Crisis,” the thrilling conclusion to the first season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, airing at 9 p.m. ET/PT Friday, March 20 on Cartoon Network
The Republic faces a new threat as lethal mercenary Cad Bane makes his appearance in “Hostage Crisis,” the thrilling conclusion to the first season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, airing at 9 p.m. ET/PT Friday, March 20 on Cartoon Network

The heroes of the Republic have repeatedly beaten back the assaults orchestrated by the evil Separatist forces, but an entirely new threat — lethal mercenary Cad Bane — will emerge from the shadows in “Hostage Crisis,” the thrilling conclusion to the first season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, airing at 9 p.m. ET/PT Friday, March 20 on Cartoon Network.

Count Dooku seeks to spring a Separatist prisoner from Republic captivity, but his profile prevents him from getting close enough to set in motion his malevolent plan.

Enter Cad Bane, the galaxy’s most fearsome bounty hunter, as ruthless as he is deadly. He is quintessentially cold, cruel and calculating — and when the price is right, he can’t be stopped. Backed by Dooku and the Separatists, he’s bringing his unique skill set and impressive arsenal to bear against the very heart of the Republic. Bane brazenly brings the fight to the Senate’s doorstep, with a rogues gallery of galactic scum as his allies.

“This episode gave us the chance to do something totally different, to go in a new direction with the series,” says supervising director Dave Filoni. “We’ve seen the good guys and the bad guys, from the top of the food chain to the cannon fodder on the front lines. Now we get to look at some of the opportunists, at the mercenaries operating without a side. It’s a whole new dynamic we haven’t seen yet, and at the same time it’s very Star Wars.”

Patterned after the laconic gunslingers of spaghetti Westerns, Bane is lethally cool and relishes being a bad guy. He is unflappable in the face of danger, and even welcomes the opportunity to pit his formidable skills against the legendary prowess of the Jedi Knights. Filoni says the inspiration for the red-eyed bounty hunter came directly from George Lucas.

“He had a clear idea for this bad guy who plays by his own set of rules, whose moral code is dictated by his fee,” says Filoni. “And he had sketches and concepts dating back to the original films. If Boba Fett was sort of the Man With No Name of the Star Wars galaxy, then Cad Bane is his counterpoint — his Lee Van Cleef. So that’s how we built the character, with that in mind. It’s a cool parallel to our world, and a cool balance in theirs.”

Making his Star Wars: The Clone Wars debut in Friday’s season finale, Bane has already established a place as a fan-favorite — among the series’ creators and crew.

“The crew loves Cad Bane, and I really think the fans will, too,” says episode director Giancarlo Volpe. “He brings a serious bad-ass sensibility to Star Wars. He’s a lethal and ruthless bounty hunter, and you see that right away in the episode. Unlike Boba Fett, Cad doesn’t take prisoners.”

Take a closer look at Cad Bane.
Take a closer look at Cad Bane.

Return of the Force FX Sabers at ThinkGeek

from ThinkGeek:

Friends of The Republic,

These last few weeks have been more deliciously geeky than Melange
flavored jelly beans eaten on a holodeck trip to planet Raisa… We had a successful shuttle launch, Pi day, The theatrical release of one of the best novels (graphic or otherwise) of all time, Einstein’s Birthday, Resident Evil 5, and the list goes on. In fact it does right now with the return of the Force FX Lightsabers…

Star Wars Force FX Lightsabers — After A Long Hiatus, They’re Back!!

Without lightsabers, Luke Skywalker would just have been a whiney brat. Without lightsabers, Darth Vader would just have been a big dude in a funky suit. Without lightsabers, the Jedi would never have been able to force back all three Ewok invasions. Lightsabers are a noble weapon of a more civilized time. By focusing power through Adegan crystals, a blade of pure energy is produced. Well, these sabers aren’t real (that is, they won’t take Ponda Baba’s arm off), but they are so close you won’t mind. Featuring power-up and power-down light and sound effects, as well as energy hum, swish, and crash sounds (taken directly from the films), these Force FX sabers will help you take the step from Padawan fan to true Jedi Knight.

Find more What’s New items at ThinkGeek!

The Legend of Neil is nominated for 4 awards!

from The Legend of Neil:

We’re happy to announce that The Legend of Neil is up for 4 Streamy Awards including an Audience Choice Award. If you could take the time out to vote for Neil, please do so! You can vote 1x per day (if you try to do more then your vote won’t count).

http://vote.streamys.org/

We were also nominated for Best Director (Sandeep Parikh), Best Guest Star (Felicia Day) and Best Cinematography (Richard E. Stark). All of these nominations are a testament to the talent and hardwork of everyone on the cast and crew, and to our incredible audience who helped spread the word! Thanks so much! Now vote damn you, vote!

“The Guild” up for Audience Award, Please Vote!

from The Guild:

Hi All!

So we’re very lucky to be in the top 10 web series up for the Audience Choice Award for Best Web Series in the Streamy Awards.

You can see all the nominees here:
http://vote.streamys.org/

We’re up against STIFF competition, so please vote for the show you love.

You can vote 1 x PER DAY until March 28th, so please consider voting more than once so we can accept an award from you, our fans, which would mean more to us than any of the awards.

Thanks so much for your support!

The Guild Management