from ThinkGeek:
Dear Mayors of ThinkGeek,
Thanks for checking in! Today is the dorkiest AND best day ever. For starters, it’s Embrace Your Geekness Day. We don’t know about you, but we wear our geek on the outside. Also, self-hugging is skeevy. We prefer to use today to celebrate the birthday of Sir Patrick Stewart, the only bald guy who can look sexy and powerful while wearing a jumpsuit.
Since we can’t raise a glass of synthehol in his honor (yet!), we’ll just use these bottles of beer our new robot opened. Happy Birthday, Jean-Luc!
BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt — Because you can quit anytime you want
Straight from a friendly robot company in Tijuana, we bring you the BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt. This slightly inebriated robot forgot about the Three Laws six beers ago, but he’ll gladly help you pop the top of your brewski. When life is hilariously cruel and hands you a beer without a means to open it, you can laugh as you throw wide your jacket and hand the bottle to your BeerBot. Just remember, meatbags, drink responsibly.
Find more What’s New items at ThinkGeek!