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School is Nigh!
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That’s right. It’s almost time for you little sponges to put down the gamepads and start soaking up the cold hard facts of life! While this may not be the awesome you hoped for it is critical to your long-term success as a gamer. You’ll learn some pretty cool stuff like how to add and subtract large denominations of rupees, conjure potions (I wouldn’t recommend drinking them), craft the finest of weaponry from balsa wood, triangulate the location of your healer in Azeroth, or devise a low entropy arrangement of blocks for a higher Tetris score. There’s an infinite list of ways school will help you take pwnage to new heights! There’s also a short bit about pirates, ninja’s, and samurai’s, so yeah — you don’t want to miss that.
If you’re still in the dumps over the reduction of gaming hours, or fear your epic chest piece offers no protection from being stuffed into a locker by the captain of the football team, at least we have some awesome t-shirts on sale! The amount of time it takes a bully to understand them might be just enough for you to make like Sonic and run like hell! Check them out…
DEATHS RED RING T-SHIRT $16.95
A visual metaphor of the infamous RROD! Consoles live, and then they die. It all boils down to fate… and a good warranty. Artwork by Jonah Block.
AHAB VS DICK T-SHIRT $16.95
A truly epic battle for the ages, had it been waged in an arcade, would have looked something like this. Remember kids, cheat codes hadn’t been invented yet.
HOME SWEET TAUN TAUN T-SHIRT $16.95
This beautiful winter get-a-way may smell bad, but it will keep you warm. It comes pre-furnished, includes HD cable service, and is only a 4 hour walk from the nearest rebel base camp.
BODY OR BRAINS T-SHIRT $16.95
Xenomorphs want you for your body, zombies want you for your brains, and geeks will want you for this t-shirt.
BURST DAY T-SHIRT $16.95
While the human race tends to celebrate birth annually with something referred to as a Birthday, it’s quite a different occasion for alien-kind.
EPIC LIFE T-SHIRT $16.95
When you have a level 60 toon with enough gold, armor, and weaponry to arm a small country, real life tends to feel slightly inferior. We know this all too well, and support your denial with our first customer design, the Epic Life t-shirt. Since a walk to the corner store doesn’t hold as much weight as a 40-man siege, ganking spree, or an 8 hour farming session, let the world know you’re just an alt.
RAGE QUIT T-SHIRT $16.95
You know him, you’ve played against him. He spits profanities, screams ignorance, and manages to quit every losing game just before the stats save. Mr. Rage-Quit!
RUN R2 T-SHIRT $15.95
Our favorite little robot is in trouble! The only way to save him from the evil Empire is to buy this shirt and make all your friends jealous. Seriously.
RULE 32 T-SHIRT $16.95
Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
TECH SUPPORT T-SHIRT $10.00
The poster boy of outsourcing, and often the bottom rung of the totem pole in the IT industry, tech support holds a unique place in the hearts of many a techie. If you’ve ever worked in tech support or continue to cling to the BOFH handbook like a 2nd Bible, this t-shirt is for you.
BUSTERS ADVANTAGE T-SHIRT $12.00
The ‘busters must have had an extra page in their manual.
RATHER BE GAMING T-SHIRT $10.00
Wear this t-shirt to: your favorite family outing, any Friday that’s deemed as ‘casual’ by your demon-of-a-man boss, or simply while being dragged to some god-awful chick-flick by your significant other. It’s a perfect, but silent protest against all things inane and meaningless, and by that we mean anything that’s not playing a video game.
LIGHT GUN T-SHIRT $12.00
If only we could actually get our hands on a gun like this, life would turn into one big video game!
MANGA BABY TEE $10.00
This design was sent to us by one of our weekly t-shirt winners who is only 14! She sent us a wonderful thank-you drawing, and a little SplitReason.com touch resulted in what we think is a great t-shirt design! Thanks Jaimie!
DAILY GRIND T-SHIRT $10.00
Wash, rinse, repeat. As long as they keep raising the level cap, you’ll continue to suck at the proverbial MMO teat. There is no escape, there is only the sweet, delicious sound of DING!