from ThinkGeek:
Salutations, fellow time travelers!
We just passed by our favorite time of year: the night it was 1 AM twice! Pretty handy for those of us singing Rock Lobster into the wee hours of the evening and driving our neighbors crazy with erratic drumming on Rock Band 3. (Some of us just can’t handle the eye-foot coordination bit.)
We hope you filled your extra hour with whatever makes you happiest, even if it was a golden hour of slumber. You’ll need it to handle the ROCK in this email!
Electronic Music Synth Shirt!!
Just in time for Rock Band 3… This fully-playable, t-shirt-based music synthesizer features professional quality sounds in a unique wearable format. With eight-voice polyphony, high-quality sampled sounds and stylist retro amp box, you’ll be jamming like Thomas Dolby and Kraftwerk in no time. Just be forewarned: your neighbors will complain, but it’s only because they can’t stand the reminder of just how much more awesome you are compared to them. Be kind and turn your volume all the way down to 10. We should also note that wearing the Electronic Music Synth Shirt may result in an overwhelming surge of emails, text messages and phone calls, strangers sending you their underpants, and paparazzi photographing your trip to the comic book store. Such is the life of a rock god. Get used to it.
My First Bacon Talking Plush!!
Huggable Bacon by Popular Demand. Last April Fool’s Day ThinkGeek launched a lovable plush bacon toy for kids to increase childhood awareness of bacon. Unfortunately it was just a well-executed joke (as our April Fool’s products tend to be) and children everywhere sadly hugged their plush Broccoli with disappointment. Now, thanks to your kind complaints and demands, My First Bacon is real! Take home your own cuddly bacon. He talks and says “I’m Bacon”… as if you didn’t know. This reminds children that no matter what happens in life, they should be true to themselves and always be proud of who they are. Which are bacon lovers, of course.
Take $10 Off Your Order — A match made in heaven?
With the new Electronic Music Synth Shirt and My First Bacon, we can’t help but think it would be awesome if someone made a techno composition involving both of them. Hypnotize vegetarians into wanting to eat pork? Probably not, but you can use code BACONTRANCE for $10 off orders of $40 or more, good through 11/12/10 at 11:59 PM ET.
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