from ThinkGeek:
We’re a-glitter with glee!
Or maybe it’s the unicorn bits stuck between our teeth. Scrumptious! But mostly we’re excited about all the invented-at-ThinkGeek exclusives in this newsletter: Chester the Chestburster and Huey the Color Changing Chameleon Lamp.
Oh, and did we mention a free t-shirt celebrating everyone’s favorite holiday, Festivus? Wear it for a +2 bonus on Feats of Strength. Why are you still reading this intro? SCROLL DOWN, DORKFACE! (Srsly, get outta here.)
Periodic FeSTiVUS!
FREE SHIRT with $25 purchase. How much would you pay for a shirt that combines both the futility and joy of the holiday — plus chemistry! $15.99? $16.99? But wait… there’s more! No, actually, there isn’t. Except for the fact that it’s FREE with $25 purchase.
A Category at ThinkGeek Dedicated to Cool Stuff Cheap
Whilst you are browsing our virtual aisles, we are here in our secret underground bunker dropping prices on select choice geek products. Using a highly complicated and proprietary process involving quantum chemistry and molecular bananology, our Chief Science Officer, Timmy R Simian has distilled a portion of a mole of merchandise at amazing discounts, but only for a limited time. There are plenty of delicious gifts to go around but some of these deals won’t last. Be sure to check out the entire list and let the shopping games begin!
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