from J!NX:
…so we bring you two new designs that celebrate your intelligence!
Brain Power Premium Tee
While you were in the gym gunning your lats, I deduced the fusion point for dilithium crystals. During your two hour yoga binge, I synthesized a cancer-fighting agent from bacon grease and captain crunch. Instead of calling my friends to help move the piano (like you did), I just lifted it myself — with my mind. You can keep your muscles, chief — I’ve got brain power.
Basic Tee | Women’s Tee
Smart is the New Dumb Women’s Tee
There was a time, not too long ago, when it was vogue to be vapid and inexplicably stylish to be intellectually stunted! But thankfully (hopefully) those days are done! The Internet, in all its majesty, has brought about the Golden Age of Information and, in doing so, has reinstated intelligence as the hottest force in the universe! Nevermore shall ignorance be exalted! Smart is the new dumb! (And exclamation marks are the new periods!)