J!NX: Super-Colossal Sales Strikes Back

from J!NX:

Super-Colossal Savings All Up In Yo’ Face
When the planets align in the configuration of the third phase of the Ouroboros Trilogy, cosmic artificial intelligences conspire to reign destruction on the latest iteration of Homo sapiens sapiens. Fortunatey, the brilliant minds at J!NX were able to channel this destructive energy, and direct it toward our prices. The mathematical/astronomical convergence resulted in all tees being $7 off. The ricochet forces managed to bring hoodies down $15, and accessory prices have a lingering -30% modifier.

Alas, with all entropic forces, these prices are fleeting; status quo will be restored on 22 July, 2011, 11:59 PM as reckoned by the California coast. Basically, get in on it now before it’s gone!

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