from ThinkGeek:
Fellow Prey of the Un-Dead,
We come to you today, in total fear for our lives and for the safety of the brains of our office canines. But mostly, we fear for the safety of the ThinkGeek logo. For some reason, our logo has attracted impossible legions of the Un-dead upon ThinkGeek HQ. Kind of like Wookie braids attracting Mandalorians — except with more mindless gnawing and less Jet Pack gymnastics. But we digress. Before it’s too late, please, Citizens of the Interwebs, purchase a ThinkGeek Plush Zombie today, taking it far away from our office. The future safety of the ThinkGeek logo (along with our office canine brains) depends on you and you alone…
Dismember-Me Plush Zombie — Cuddle-Up with the Un-Dead
What happens when you take old broken plush toys and bury them in the woods by the light of the full moon while whistling the theme song from Halloween? Unfortunately nothing… which is why the skillful design monkeys here at ThinkGeek were forced to come up with our own scary (but cute) zombie plush. The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie begs to be torn limb from limb. After all, he is a decaying re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush. Rip off an arm… he doesn’t mind. Tear him in half… he’ll barely notice. Pull off his legs… ok now he’s getting a bit annoyed. Steal his brain… now you’ve really done it. Keep your teddy bears under close guard tonight because undead plush have come back from hell to walk the earth.
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