from Weta:
It’s time to take a stand!
Cast from 100% pure Tremontium (tastes and smells a bit like metal in our atmosphere), Grordbort Industries’ Universal Gun Stand is an absolute necessity in polite society.
We regret to admit that its conception was prompted by popular demand — something we normally address with loathing and contempt and generally treat with a fair measure of ignore.
Firstly — it seems not all armed gentry has sufficient mantle-piece acreage to house a growing collection of raygun transportation cases. We’ve been gently nudged with the business end of a thrusk tusk by several esteemed customers until we contrived something size-wise more suburbanesque.
Secondly — many a gentleman has been openly frowned-at (the nerve!) for resting still-smoldering wave oscillation contraputronica on the Louis XV, leaving the charred remains beyond restorability to intended form and purpose.
And as the saying goes — “three steps behind every successful sportsman trots a reasonably contented consort.” Dr. Grordbort therefore sees it as his personal quest to remove any obstacles to a harmonious co-existence with these individuals of the unmistakably fairer, but ironically also completely unfair sex.
Pre-order your Universal Gun Stands now, and we will ship them with an assortment of fitment rods to ensure its compatibility with the entire catalogue of Dr. Grordbort’s full-size ray handguns, including:
The F.M.O.M. Industries Wave Disrupter Gun — The F.M.O.M takes tedious steps like “aiming” out of the equation. Which may help explain why there are: Less than 50 left in the Universe!
The Goliathon 83 Infinity Beam Projector — Dissolves 7/9ths of an African Elephant in 10 Earth seconds. It’s a beauty! Less than 100 left this side of Uranus!
The Manmelter 3600zx Sub-Atomic Disintegrator Pistol — You may commence atomising Moon Soldiers or neighbourhood dogs at your earliest convenience. One for the Boys!
The Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol — Icklest of the full-size rayguns, the Victorious Mongoose can be stealthily carried upon your person, be it tucked in your garter or stuffed in your armpit. You’ll never find a less uncomfortable raygun for such endeavours. Wee!
Righteous Bison Indivisible Particle Smasher — Light-weight and super-wieldable, the Righteous Bison is deceptively powerful. And an absolute steal at not very much money at all! Real Imitation Metal!
And PLEASE don’t forget not to miss the opportunity to make your views heard (or at least read): Dr. Grordbort’s Infallible Forum.
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