from ThinkGeek:
Dear overgrown zygotes,
Years and years ago, two people who loved each other very much made you. Our musical friends Paul & Storm remind us that our Moms gave us life, love, a home, food, and clothing and in return, we gave her stretch marks and extra weight that never quite went away. It’s time to rectify this imbalance, and we’re here to help.
No matter what your Mom likes, we have the perfect Mother’s Day gift — even if your Mom isn’t a geek, which is darn near impossible considering how geeky YOU are, friend.
We love Geek Moms!
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Assuming you’re not awfully glad to be a Beta, you probably have a mother who deserves an awesome gift for Mother’s Day. We’re stocked full of all sorts of gizmos, gadgets, and doo-dads that your maternal figure will love. We have shirts Mom can wear, umbrellas to keep her dry, brownie pans so she can love you with food, and tons of gifts for new Moms and their geek babies. You can even get Mom a pair of Onion Goggles so she doesn’t cry in the kitchen; unless, of course, she’s crying because you’re such a disappointment.
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