Be a Laughbender! RiffTrax’s riff of “The Last Airbender” is now available!

from RiffTrax:

A lot of bad things have come “from the mind of M. Night Shyamalan,” but we feel it’s safe to say that this one came straight from his colon. What is there to say about The Last Airbender that isn’t already said by its Rotten Tomatoes rating of 6%? A whole lot, as it turns out. It’s becoming apparent that the true genius of M. Night is finding a way to make the wrong creative decision at any given moment. Dialogue, casting, music cues, every choice in the film suggests that the once-acclaimed director has given up Alfred Hitchcock as his inspiration, and replaced him with a certain T. Wiseau. And, frankly, we couldn’t be happier. But, Mr. Shyamalan: we worked with Tommy Wiseau, we know Tommy Wiseau, and you, sir, are no Tommy Wiseau.

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J!NX: Duty Called, We Answered

from J!NX:

The Call of Duty: Black Ops Collection is Here!
Last week, the release of Call of Duty: Black Ops made millions of gamers around the world let out a collective squeal of glee. This week, the J!NX Crew has the pleasure of announcing our new Call of Duty: Black Ops Collection! We’ve got four new designs for you to sport like a badge of honor. To find out more about this Epic Collection, check out Brolo’s blog, or head straight over to the tees!

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Pandora’s Box Set – “Avatar” DVD Contest!

from GeekChicDaily:

James Cameron really, really likes things that are long and blue. And by “things” we mean movies. (What did you think we meant?) Avatar, which extended Cameron’s cerulean obsession by starring giant Smurfin’ cat-people, already saw a theatrical re-release with 8 new minutes. The new DVD and Blu-ray sets feature the extended and theatrical cuts, plus a newer version that’s 8 minutes longer – just the thing to keep you up all night. Want’em all? Sign up to win your own Avatar Blu-ray or DVD 3-disc set from GCD!

Additional scenes include a new prologue on an overcrowded Earth, and a subplot about Neytiri’s sister (which prompts Jake to make a threesome joke not unlike the one you just made in your head). Not enough new stuff? There’s also 45 minutes of justifiably deleted scenes: Jake takes a psychedelic trip! Norm and Trudy get busy! Metaphors get overly explained! (In the spirit of extended cuts see GCD’s extended Avatar 3-disc set review.)

A documentary goes into every detail you want to know about the movie, while another follows Cameron’s journey to the Amazon to protest a rainforest dam (kind of a bummer, that one). The Blu-Ray set has even more features, from the original “scriptment” to a full-on English-Na’vi dictionary. All that’s missing is 3-D… but smack yourself in the face hard enough, and you might be able to approximate that too. Remember, we’re giving these away (DVDs, not smacks to the head) so click here for your chance to Sully your hands!

“Riese: Kingdom Falling” Now Available at Amazon!

Riese: Kingdom Falling

Tired of waiting for new episodes? You no longer have to wait. Riese: Kingdom Falling, the fantastic 10 part steampunk-infused web series from creators Ryan Copple and Kaleena Kiff, is currently running on Syfy.com and will soon roll out to the rest of the world. New episodes air every Tuesday and Thursday at Syfy Rewind, with episode 7 premiering tomorrow. Fans in the US no longer have to wait, though. You can now download Riese: Kingdom Falling in two parts, in both standard and high definition. Part one features episodes 1 through 5 and part two features episodes 6 through 10. Here’s a chance for fans to help convince SyFy that Riese should make the move to a full one-hour series on television. Show your support and buy Riese now!

About Riese: Kingdom Falling:

Eleysia is a dying kingdom where resources are dwindling and compassion is fading. Distrust and anxiety have clouded people’s minds, causing a regression into primitive ways of thinking. People have grown restless, almost feral. Rituals and mythology have resurged, and the darker side of mankind has begun to reveal itself.

Riese (Christine Chatelain), a wanderer, travels across the decaying lands of Eleysia with her wolf, Fenrir. Marked as a heretic by religious group The Sect and the new Empress, Amara, Riese must evade their assassins and discover their true intentions for Eleysia.

Riese is the Crown Princess of Eleysia, forced to flee into the wilds after her family was slaughtered. She will soon serve as a catalyst for a disparate group of supposed heretics, the Resistance, launching them into civil war.

Riese: Kingdom Falling Standard Definition

Riese: Kingdom Falling High Definition

Mini Marios Mean Maximum Fun in “Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!”

from Nintendo of Canada:

Everybody knows the holiday season can get hectic, but starting this week, Nintendo is offering a new kind of mayhem that families can actually look forward to. Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem! is now available exclusively for the Nintendo DS family of hand-held video game systems, placing two of the world’s most beloved video game characters at the centre of a frantic action-puzzle adventure with a Mini Mario twist. Anyone who has a video game fan on his or her gift list knows that Mario and Donkey Kong always mean great fun.

Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem! transports players to Mario’s new theme park, Mini-Land, where the lovely Pauline has been kidnapped by Donkey Kong. To rescue her, players must guide pint-sized Mini Marios through more than 200 levels, each filled with obstacles and traps set by Donkey Kong himself. Using simple stylus controls, players can place girders to cross pits, build conveyor belts, set springs or strategically place warp pipes to make their way to the next level. The new Mini Pauline joins the Mario vs. Donkey Kong series’ roster of familiar toys (including Mini Mario, Mini Toad, Mini Princess and Mini Donkey Kong).

The Construction Zone feature lets users create their own unique levels and share them with others around the world*. Players everywhere can access, download and play an ever-growing library of fan-created levels via the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection service. This feature provides a constant stream of new levels and fun. Players can also use a local wireless connection to send levels to nearby Nintendo DS users who also have a Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem! game card.

Within Construction Zone is the new Challenge Mode feature, where Nintendo will issue level-creation challenges to players. For instance, one challenge might ask players to create a level using a certain number of items, while another might challenge them to create a level made using just one type of item. Everyone can download, play and vote for their favourite entries*.

Mario vs. Donkey Kong games are known for providing endless fun due to their unique combination of platform and puzzle elements along with the compelling usage of Mini Marios,” said Ron Bertram, Nintendo of Canada’s vice-president and general manager. “Play this latest hand-held adventure for just a few minutes and you’ll understand why it’s so hard to put down.”

The intuitive touch-screen controls of Nintendo DS, Nintendo DSi and Nintendo DSi XL systems make Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem! accessible for anyone to pick up and play. A handy Help Mode lets users get information about special in-game items. If they get stuck trying to solve a level, they can even use the built-in Mini Guide to view a possible solution.

For more information about Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!, visit mariovsdk.nintendo.com.

*Broadband Internet connection required.

L. Ron Hubbard Stories from the Golden Age at Amazon.com

from Stories from the Golden Age:

“For the month of November,” it was announced by Galaxy Press president John Goodwin, “the L. Ron Hubbard Golden Age Stories titles will be featured selections with Amazon.com so as to make them more accessible to those looking for exciting, adventurous and high interest stories, age appropriate from young adults to great-great grandparents.”

Stories from the Golden Age can be purchased either as a hard copy trade paperback, an eBook or as an unabridged multi-cast audiobook from Amazon (as well as all other sites where books and audiobooks are sold.) Galaxy Press has made it a point to offer all of their titles in each of the popular eBook formats as well. eBook sales are easily the fastest growing segment in the publishing industry today. In 2009, they were $169.5 million, less than half a percent of the total $35 billion publishing industry total. But, in a report by Forrester Research, it was predicted that eBook sales will total $966 million, a 176% sales increase. And next year will cross the $1 billion mark.

“We wanted to provide a reading and listening experience in each of the genres Hubbard wrote in,” continued Goodwin. “So, for the month of November, we arranged a sampling in each: mystery/thriller, Science Fiction, Fantasy and Western along with a special discount in appreciation for their giving them a try.”

Mystery/thriller: Under the Black Ensign
Fantasy: If I Were You
Science fiction: The Great Secret
Western: Branded Outlaw

Stories from the Golden Age is a line of 80 books and audiobooks containing 153 stories — adventures, westerns, mysteries, suspense thrillers, science fiction and fantasy — by NYT bestselling author L. Ron Hubbard. This is the culmination of an ambitious undertaking, several years in the making, and will provide today’s audience with exciting, heart-pumping, white-knuckle entertainment.

For more information on the Stories from the Golden Age, go to goldenagestories.com.

J!NX: Introducing the “Call of Duty: Black Ops” Collection

from J!NX:

Introducing the Call of Duty: Black Ops Collection
Last week, the release of Call of Duty: Black Ops made millions of gamers around the world let out a collective squeal of glee. This week, the J!NX Crew has the pleasure of announcing our new Call of Duty: Black Ops Collection! We’ve got four new designs for you to sport like a badge of honor. To find out more about this Epic Collection, check out Brolo’s blog, or head straight over to the tees! Plus, buy any Black Ops tee this weekend, and get any other non-COD tee for $5 off! Just use code DEATHMACHINE during checkout.

“Riese: Kingdom Falling” Episode 6: Prey

About Riese: Kingdom Falling:

Eleysia is a dying kingdom where resources are dwindling and compassion is fading. Distrust and anxiety have clouded people’s minds, causing a regression into primitive ways of thinking. People have grown restless, almost feral. Rituals and mythology have resurged, and the darker side of mankind has begun to reveal itself.

Riese (Christine Chatelain), a wanderer, travels across the decaying lands of Eleysia with her wolf, Fenrir. Marked as a heretic by religious group The Sect and the new Empress, Amara, Riese must evade their assassins and discover their true intentions for Eleysia.

Riese is the Crown Princess of Eleysia, forced to flee into the wilds after her family was slaughtered. She will soon serve as a catalyst for a disparate group of supposed heretics, the Resistance, launching them into civil war.

Lucasfilm Ltd. and Cartoon Network invite fans to limited theatrical screenings and a Big Screen sneak peek at an all-new “Clone Wars” villain – the monstrous Savage Opress!

from StarWars.com:

For the first time ever, Sith training will be explored — and with it, truths about the very nature of the dark side itself!

A warrior forged by a dark sorcery as mystical and powerful as the Force, Opress will uncover shocking revelations about the galaxy’s tenuous balance of power, including secrets about one of the Sith’s most infamous villains — Episode I’s Darth Maul! From his origins to his fate, Maul’s mysteries will at long last be uncovered…

For a list of cities where these screenings will occur, and to RSVP, go to starwars.com/darthmaulsecrets.

These screenings are FREE, but we ask that all attendees bring a new/unwrapped toy to benefit children in need this holiday season — and in the spirit of giving, Hasbro has generously agreed to match every donation with a Star Wars toy.

Enter the Zoomworld

Zoomworld is a collaborative art project in which artists contribute to a massive zooming picture. Starting with a single image, you begin zooming into the picture and it seems that you can go deeper and deeper infinitely. The fantastic art ranges in styles from graphic novel to Salvadore Dali, and creates a picturesque landscape that will make you want to stop and take a look around. The Zoomquilt II was created in 2007 but has recently been “Stumbled upon”, which is how I found it. It’s available in flash, viewable on their website at zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com, and also as a screensaver. While there isn’t much information available about it, I was so intrigued by the seeming infinite design, I just had to share it. You can get involved in the project at zoomquilt.org (and take a look at the first Zoomquilt there).

Here is a still from the original Zoomquilt to whet your appetite for more:

Zoomquilt

Alivan’s helps bring Quidditch World Cup to NYC

from Alivan’s:

In this edition of The Clairvoyant: Come see us at the 2010 Quidditch World Cup and save big on all orders with $2.99 shipping… read on to find out more!

For those who don’t know… Quidditch is REAL, LIVE and coming to New York City for the 2010 World Cup… and Alivan’s is the main sponsor providing financial support and promotion to help make the event possible! The Quidditch World Cup will be held at Dewitt-Clinton Park in NYC and there will be more than 45 International teams competing and playing real Quidditch… on Alivans’ brooms (Alivan’s makes the Official Broomstick of International Quidditch)! The event is taking place November 13th and 14th and is completely free. This will be amazing and as the games are ongoing spectators will experience a diverse array of entertainers, musicians, and acrobats, and enjoy a range of world cuisines. Please come out and join us — plenty of Alivan’s giveaways all day as well. To find out more visit internationalquidditch.org.

$2.99 Shipping is ongoing and there are no restrictions at all — every order, every size ships for $2.99 — visit alivans.com now and start shopping (Domestic U.S. shipments only).

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Cad Bane Returns to Face-Off Against the Jedi and the Hutts in an All-New Episode of “Star Wars: The Clone Wars”!

from StarWars.com:

After being freed from a Republic prison by bounty hunter Cad Bane, Ziro the Hutt finds himself wanted by the shadowy Hutt Council. Ziro makes another daring escape with the help of singer Sy Snootles, but Bane is hot on his trail — as are Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jedi Master Quinlan Vos. It’s a galaxy-wide “Hunt for Ziro” — and it airs at 9:00 p.m. ET/PT Friday, November 12 on Cartoon Network.

On both sides of the episode’s titular hunt is veteran voice actor Corey Burton, who provides both Bane’s laconic drawl and Ziro’s high-pitched theatrics.

“It’s actually easier to keep character voices distinctly separate, the greater the differences are in vocal placement, timbre and pitch,” says Burton, who also provides the rich baritone voice of Count Dooku in the series. “When you’ve got voices that can be segregated, differently textured and expressed in differing musical rhythms, it’s a snap to make a clean break from one character to another. Then, applying acting characterization — visualizing the unique ‘soul’ of the character within the parameters of voice — you really can speak as two entirely separate beings within the same imaginary space.”

With its bizarre juxtaposition of such disparate characters within the episode, “Hunt for Ziro” is a strange journey down the rabbit hole — a peculiar departure from the series’ military campaigns and political underpinnings.

“The Ziro episodes seem like a multi-room extension of the original Star Wars cantina scenes — an eccentrically comedic undercurrent to break from the steadier drumbeat of galactic conflict, but with enough sinister gravity to tug at the direction of the entire storyline,” says Burton. “It’s a sort of ‘Bizarro World’ funhouse mirror dimension, a wrong turn down a strange alley running along the mainstream militaristic highway. It’s a colorful flight of fancy and insanity, to lend a contrasting air of ‘normalcy’ to the central story construct. Ziro’s the ultimate spoiled brat, a bitterly resentful and unreasonably demanding megalomaniac — made even more threatening and duplicitous by his inability to inspire fearful obedience like his rival, Jabba.”

Contrasting Ziro’s villainous frustrations is Bane — cold, cruel and quintessentially capable. Even tasked with a bounty that might seem eccentrically whimsical, Bane never falters in the dogged and dangerous pursuit of his quarry.

“Bane is a cold-blooded ‘Spaghetti Western’ movie bounty hunter — an unflappable contract mercenary who goes about his assignments with ruthless steely-eyed disregard for the damages inflicted to life and property,” says Burton. “He has a stoic tolerance for pain and Jedi mind-control tricks, and tireless reptilian patience. But he is not a particularly sturdy or athletically powerful creature, relying on mechanical aids and sharply honed wits for endurance and safe survival outside of his native environment. Bane is definitely an all-time favorite for me — from his striking design to his iconic and potent personality. There’s such a playground of speech characteristics in his palette that make him a continuing series of spontaneous discoveries. It feels like a very personal original co-creation I can feel proud to be a part of.”