The Guild Season 5, Episode 10: “Strategy Timez”

from The Guild:

Episode 10, “Strategy Timez” is now available on the web via MSN and Bing and on Xbox and Zune.

The crowded hotel room hosts a war summit as the Guild regroups to head off the breakup of their game.

Special thanks to HalloweenCostumes.com for many costumes, Clockwork Couture who provided Clara’s Steampunk costume, and Mike Z. Teeter from BSL Creations for the Megagame-O-Ramacon signs.

This episode features the original song “Megagame-O-Ramacon Theme Song” — music and arrangement by Greg Rutledge, lyrics by T.J. Rotell, performed by Greg Rutledge, Boo Rutledge, Ian Mitchell and T.J. Rotell.

Catch up on all of Season 5 on Xbox Live and Zune and via MSN and Bing. Connect with The Guild: Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Flickr and our Fan Community.

Mike, Kevin and Bill of “RiffTrax” Don Their Finest Spandex for “Thor”

from RiffTrax:

Thor is the rare superhero movie that raises important questions. Namely, the important question “If Thor was considered the good superhero movie of 2011, just exactly how wretched must Green Lantern have been?”

Yes, Thor, for all its critical acclaim, features not one, not two, but three distinct scenes of our hero being rendered unconscious for comedic effect all within five minutes of each other! (For the record, in order: Thor is tazed, injected and hit by a van. Rumor has it the Extended Cut features a scene where he is trampled by a hungry hippo.)

No doubt this cartoonish buffoonery is the touch of acclaimed director Kenneth Branagh, whose intention for Thor seems to have been “Let’s bring out the Shakespearean elements of the comic book, but instead of soliloquies, we’ll have grunting, and instead of intrigue, more grunting.” Sadly, Branagh fails to deliver on the demands made by the most hardcore Thor fans, that he bring to the silver screen the short lived 1985 plot line where Loki turns Thor into a frog and he helps other frogs defeat some rats (this actually happened and you should look it up right now.)

So you don’t get any frogs, but you do get fanservice, a thoroughly implausible love story and a performance by Sir Anthony Hopkins that were it any more phoned in, would be conducted through two tin cans and a piece of string. Mike, Kevin and Bill needed a nice long Odinsleep once this one was over.

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A Conspiracy from the Shadows of Naboo Threatens the Peaceful Planet

from StarWars.com:

In “Shadow Warrior,” this week’s episode of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, the peace and unity that followed the defeat of the Trade Federation blockade seen in Episode I are shattered as the Gungans inexplicably march towards war against the Naboo city of Theed. Padmé Amidala rushes to investigate, discovering that General Grievous and his droid army stand poised to invade the planet. An unlikely imposter standing in for an injured Gungan leader may help stop the growing conflict, while Anakin Skywalker’s search for answers takes him into the shadowy lair of the enemy. There, the Jedi hero enters into an epic battle against his sworn enemy, Count Dooku, at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT Friday, September 23rd on Cartoon Network.

ThinkGeek’s T-Shirt Grab Bag is Back!

from ThinkGeek:

Fans of beautiful code,

Happy Birthday to Larry Wall, “Benevolent Dictator for Life” of Perl, the official language of ThinkGeek.com. We’re honing our laziness, impatience, and hubris in his honor while preparing for Ask a Stupid Question Day tomorrow. (Sysadmins and IT professionals, please note that you won’t see a change.)

Here’s one a little early: Would you like a random ThinkGeek t-shirt? The Grab Bag is back!

Random T-shirt of Surprising Awesomeness
The T-Shirt Grab Bag is back! Do you like t-shirts and mystery? Then you’ll be happy to know we have both in the T-Shirt Grab Bag! In it, you’ll find a variety of t-shirts of all colors and designs. All you need to do is close your eyes and put your hand in the bag. Nevermind, don’t close your eyes. Just order one and our robot monkeys will do the grabbing. At the moment, we have all sizes in the grab bag, but that won’t be the case for long. Get your surprise t-shirt while you can!

Find more What’s New items at ThinkGeek!

J!NX: $10 off when you spend $50

from J!NX:

New winner from the J!NX Design Arcade
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HalloweenCostumes.com: Free Shipping on All Orders!

from HalloweenCostumes.com:

Get ready for our best offer of the season! Right now, we’re offering free shipping for all orders on HalloweenCostumes.com! Browse our costumes today to find the perfect choice for your outfit this year — you’ve already found the perfect sale! Don’t delay, this deal won’t last forever! This offer lasts through October 2nd.

“Green Hornet” Gas Gun Prop Replica Pre-Order Now!

from Factory Entertainment:

This week we’re excited to announce a pre-order for our Green Hornet TV Series Gas Gun Prop Replica, available as a Limited Edition as well as a Signature Edition signed by Van Williams. Both versions are limited to 250 pieces worldwide.

RCVR – Episode 1: “Little Green Men”

Welcome to Machinima’s epic new sci-fi series, RCVR! Tune in for new episodes every Wednesday on YouTube.com/Machinima.

RCVRs are humanity’s greatest assets and it is the job of Agent Luke Weber to track them down. In doing so, Weber is also tasked with conducting one of the most important disinformation campaigns in American history. But the cover up is about to get even more difficult for Agent Weber.

New VIZ Media Manga Series “Psyren” Takes Readers to an Alternate Dimension Where You’ve Got to Fight to Get Back Home. Or Die Trying

from VIZ Media:

VIZ Media, LLC (VIZ Media), the largest distributor and licensor of anime and manga in North America, has announced the debut of the riveting action manga (graphic novel) series Psyren on October 4th. The new series, by Toshiaki Iwashiro, will be published under the company’s Shonen Jump imprint, is rated ‘T’ for Teens, and will carry an MSRP of $9.99 U.S. / $12.99 CAN. Psyren is also currently featured in VIZ Media’s monthly Shonen Jump magazine.

“Save me!” Those were Sakurako Amamiya’s last words to her friend Ageha Yoshina before she mysteriously went missing. Now Ageha’s on a quest to find her. He’s convinced that the mythical Psyren Secret Society has something to do with the recent rash of disappearances. And now he seems to be caught up as a player in their very deadly game…

“Ageha Yoshina embarks on a dangerous adventure in this action-packed new series where he attempts to alter the future and save the world,” says Joel Enos, Editor. “Readers will be transported to Psyren, a stark wasteland inhabited by insect-like monsters, where Yoshina and his friends must complete missions assigned by the mysterious Nemesis Q if they ever hope to return home. Psyren is a bestseller in Japan, where it also spawned a pair of popular novels. Don’t miss the new manga release coming in October!”

Manga creator Toshiaki Iwashiro was born in 1977, in Tokyo, and his debut manga series was the popular Mieru Hito (Divine Eye), which ran from 2005 to 2007 in Japan in Weekly Shonen Jump, where Psyren was also currently serialized.

For more information on Psyren, or other titles from VIZ Media, please visit ShonenJump.com.

The Battle for Mon Calamari Escalates in the Conclusion to an Epic “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” Three-Part Story Arc

from StarWars.com:

In “Prisoners,” the must-see conclusion to the epic two-part season opener of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, all appears lost as the Republic army and its allies the Gungans have been captured by Riff Tamson and his seemingly invincible Karkarodon forces. The future looks as murky as the turbulent undersea battlefields of Mon Calamari, but there still are holdouts. Now all depends on Ahsoka Tano helping young Prince Lee-Char find the internal strength to unite the fractured races of his planet to drive out the Separatist invaders in a pulse-pounding battle airing at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT Friday, September 23rd on Cartoon Network.

The Guild Season 5, Episode 09: “Invite Accepted”

from The Guild:

Episode 09, “Invite Accepted” is now available on the web via MSN and Bing as well as Xbox Live and Zune. Zaboo pays back Clara’s favor as Tink and Codex set out on a mission together.

Special thanks to Blue Realm Studios and the 405th for the Master Chief armor, Dragonsquared for the furry costume and Mike Z Teeter and BSLCreations for all the Megagame-O-Ramacon signage.

Catch up on all of Season 5 on Xbox Live and Zune and via MSN and Bing. Connect with The Guild: Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Flickr and our Fan Community.

“Dead Cert”: Own It On Blu-ray and DVD September 27, 2011 from Shout! Factory

from Shout! Factory:

This Fall, get ready for a bloodthirsty mix of From Dusk Till Dawn and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels when Dead Cert debuts for the first time in the U.S and Canada on Blu-ray and DVD September 27, 2011 from Shout! Factory, in association with Black and Blue Films. Jam-packed with all the ingredients of both a vampire flick and a gangster film — creepy monsters, scantily-clad women, tough-talking wise guys, gratuitous bloodshed and a seemingly crazy vampire hunter, Dead Cert features a star-studded cast of familiar British acting talent including Craig Fairbrass (The Bank Job), Dexter Fletcher (Kick-Ass), Billy Murray (Rise of the Footsoldier), Lisa McAllister (Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes), Steven Berkoff (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo), Dave Legeno (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince), Jason Flemying (X-Men: First Class) and Danny Dyer (Dead Man Running).

Produced by horror specialists Black and Blue Films and directed by Steve Lawson, Dead Cert marks a welcome return to the fun, almost-traditional British horror filmmaking style that affectionately evokes the spirit of the contemporary-set movies of Amicus and Hammer — particularly the latter’s Dracula A.D. 1972 and The Satanic Rites of Dracula.

Dead Cert is a bloodsucking feast with more bite than most and one that horror fans will definitely enjoy sinking their teeth into. (Blu-ray, $24.99 SRP / DVD, $19.97 SRP)

When respected but small-time gangster Freddie ‘Dead Cert’ Frankham (Craig Fairbrass) is unexpectedly given the chance to make a tentative leap into the big leagues with the opening of his new nightclub in London’s East End, he doesn’t quite realize what he’s getting into. Unknown to Freddie and his partners, the club stands on the former site of a Black Church, established as a temple of evil in the 17th Century by a Romanian warlord-turned-vampire known as The Wolf. Flushed out of the city by emissaries of the Vatican during the Great Fire of London, and since then exiled in mainland Europe, The Wolf and his undead disciples have now returned to England to continue their diabolical plans to expand their legions and overcome mankind.

On the club’s opening night, Freddie is approached by an uninvited guest in the form of Dante Livienko (Billy Murray), an Eastern European businessman, gangster and drug-dealer with a fearsome reputation. Livienko and his associates want ownership of the club and are prepared to make Freddie an offer he can’t refuse in order to get what they want. But to Freddie, his new, legitimate business means far more to him than money and he’s not about to give up his hard-earned turf without a fight. What he doesn’t know, but is soon to find out, is the man he is about to cross is a 500-year-old vampire determined to rebuild his empire of evil on its original, unhallowed site.

BONUS FEATURES:
· Audio commentary
· Making-of Dead Cert
· Theatrical trailer

Dead Cert (2010)
Black and Blue Films/Raw Film Productions
Starring: Craig Fairbrass, Dexter Fletcher, Billy Murray, Lisa McAllister, Steven Berkoff, Dave Legeno, Danny Dyer, Perry Benson and Jason Flemying as “Chelsea Steve”
Directed by Steve Lawson
Executive produced by Will Horn and Steve Lawson
Produced by Jonathan Sothcott and Billy Murray
Written by Ben Shilito and Jonathan Sothcott, based on an idea by Garry Charles
Director of Photography: James Friend
Editing by Jason de Vyea and Wade Jackson

Not Rated
Running time: 82 minutes
Special features are not rated

TECHNICAL INFORMATION
Dead Cert Blu-ray and DVD
Street Date: September 27, 2011
1080p High Definition/ 2:35:1
Enhanced for 16×9 Televisions
English 5.1
Bonus content: standard definition, 2.0 stereo