J!NX: Minecraft Quest – Win an iPad 2

from J!NX:

J!NX Quest: Epic Minecraft Structure
Got an awesome building you created in Minecraft? Show it off for a chance to win an iPad 2.

Creeper Inside Now Available in Black
Due to your overwhelming demand, we’ve made this design available on black tees. Also available in Premium and Women’s.

Matthew J. Elliott takes on “Jurassic Park III” in the latest “RiffTrax Presents”!

from RiffTrax:

Three is the magic number — Three Musketeers, Three Blind Mice, three trained marksmen stationed at different points in Dealey Plaza.* Jurassic Park III follows the great tradition of movie trilogies where the person or persons responsible for the success of the first two decided to do something else while they still had a career, leaving whoever happened to be available at the time to finish the job — for further examples, see The Mummy, Scream and The X-Men series.

British guy Matthew J. Elliott wishes the world at large to know that, in preparing this commentary (the first in history to mention vajazzling.**), he agonized over every single riff. Now it’s your turn.

*As outlined in my forthcoming book, How Elvis Killed JFK — check Amazon for further details, unless it’s suppressed by Government Forces or poor advance sales.

**At least, I assume so. Hell, I can’t watch ’em all. Maybe there’s something about it in Casablanca or The Star Wars Holiday Special. But I sure as hell hope not.

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New Web Series: “The Future Machine”

from KoldCast TV:

Title: The Future Machine
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Link: Show Page | Trailer | Pilot
Tagline: Time travel just got residential.

Synopsis:
To prove once and for all who owns the coveted Bear Suit hanging in the loungeroom, Matt & Tom set about building a Time Machine. When Tom from the future walks in and drops dead, they both realise something very important: time travel exists! However, after seeing his future-self die, Tom refuses to continue work on the Time Machine. It’s up to Matt, and his scheming ways, to get Tom back on board, and reap the fame and fortune bestowed upon the first pioneers to build a time machine from a German microwave.

Distribution: KoldCast TV
Air Date: April 15, 2011
Number of Episodes: 8

Your Brief Introduction to “The Hunger Games”

The Hunger Games

With the announcement of a film in the works, Suzanne Collins’ The Hunger Games trilogy has been splashed across the news recently. Actors for the three main characters have been officially announced by Lionsgate and fans are divided on whether or not the choices are good enough. The last time the YA literature community buzzed with this much energy was during the casting of the Twilight series.

The first book, which has the same name as the series, introduces us to seventeen-year-old Katniss Everdeen, a lean, mean, fighting machine.

No, really.

Katniss is from District 12 in a post-apocalyptic North America called Panem. Of the 13 districts, District 12 is one of the poorest, not only because its sole source of production (and the district’s specialization) is coal mining, but because it is furthest away from the central controlling government, The Capitol. In addition to being from a poor district, she’s from the slums called The Seam. Everyone from The Seam scrambles to find food. Plus, she lost her father, the breadwinner, when she was eleven years old and, as a result, her mother fell into deep depression. How is an eleven-year-old supposed to provide for her family?

Katniss, trained by her father, is an accomplished archer and skilled hunter, illegally providing food for not just her family but for the people of District 12. This puts her at an advantage when she enters the Hunger Games.

The Games were created by the Capitol to remind the people of the 13 districts of the repercussions of rebellion.

The rules of the Hunger Games are simple… each of the twelve districts must provide one girl and one boy, called tributes, to participate. The twenty-four tributes will be imprisoned in a vast outdoor arena that could hold anything from a burning desert to a frozen wasteland. Over a period of several weeks, the competitors must fight to the death. The last tribute standing wins. (page 18, Scholastic paperback printing, September 2009)

Think of it as the Triwizard tournament from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire meets Battle Royale, but even more twisted: kids as young as twelve years old get selected for the Hunger Games. The entries stack, too; eighteen-year-olds have their names entered a minimum of 7 times. Participants are allowed to sign up for more food and oil per year, per person, at the price of an extra ticket entered with their name.

So, Katniss has 20 entries while her sister, Primrose (Prim), at the age of twelve, has 1. Luck of the draw, though, the younger Everdeen gets picked. Prim is the complete opposite of Katniss: if Katniss is like their father, a hunter; Prim is like their mother, a healer. Young, innocent, and kind-hearted Prim is everything to Katniss. It is no wonder that Katniss, without hesitation, volunteers to become a tribute in Prim’s place. The boy tribute from District 12? Peeta Mellark, the baker’s son, a boy from school. As the story unfolds, the reader finds out just how intertwined Katniss and Peeta’s lives are, which is half the magic of The Hunger Games.

The other half, of course, is Katniss’ performance in the arena. The events leading up to the Games see us following Katniss to the Capitol. The Capitol is a highly-developed metropolis full of materialistic people. Everything is glam, glitter, and luxury for them. The Games? They’re just a source of entertainment, not unlike how the Romans enjoyed a good battle between lions and gladiators.

I have not mentioned the other semi-important male in Katniss’ life yet: Gale Hawthorne. Gale forms the third corner of the love triangle, but he is barely there in the first book. He’s the boy from back home, Katniss’ only friend and fellow rebellious hunter. We mostly learn about his role in her life through her thoughts on what people might be thinking when she plans her survival in the Games.

To write more about the book would spoil it. To write about the second and third book in the series would definitely spoil the first (but I can say that the latter two books are a lot more political). Though not a huge fan of politically-themes novels,  I am a huge fan of the series, having finished the trilogy in less than a week. The messages of “hope” and “love” are powerful, and the twist near the end really drives that home. I urge anyone who likes reading YA science fiction and fantasy to pick up a copy.

It’s not as sophistically written as JK Rowling’s Harry Potter, nor would you want to step foot into the world of Panem (well, maybe a visit to the Capitol would be fun). But the characters — both major ones like Katniss and Peeta, and minor ones like the other tributes — are so charming that you just can’t put the book down.

Pick up your copy of The Hunger Games at Amazon or find it at your local bookstore.

The Hunger Games — Book 1
Catching Fire — Book 2
Mockingjay — Book 3
Hunger Games Trilogy Boxset

VIZ Media Delivers a Second Round of April Digital Manga Updates for iPad

from VIZ Media:

VIZ Media will round out April with a second block of monthly manga (graphic novel) updates available exclusively for the VIZ Manga App for the Apple iPad mobile device. These latest updates will include the digital premiere of 5 new manga titles and updates to 15 other series that are also currently available. Fushigi Yûgi Genbu Kaiden is set to debut on April 18th, and Arata: The Legend will launch for the iPad on April 25th.

The VIZ Manga App is available for free through the iTunes Store and all manga volumes are generally available for purchase and download in the U.S. and Canada within the application for $4.99 (U.S. / CAN) per volume. More than 125 manga volumes are now available for download.

Fushigi Yûgi Genbu Kaiden (Rated ‘T+’ for Older Teens) is the acclaimed sequel to Fushigi Yûgi created by Yuu Watase and debuts digitally on April 18th. When schoolgirl Takiko Okuda attempts to destroy her father’s translation of The Universe of the Four Gods, she is instead sucked into the story, becoming the Priestess of Genbu in an epic journey to find the seven Celestial Warriors!

Arata: The Legend (Rated ‘T’ for Teens) is a shojo manga series created by Yuu Watase and will debut for the iPad on April 25th. In a mythical world where humans and gods coexist, a ceremony marking the new governing princess is about to occur for the first time in 60 years. Only a girl from the Hime Clan may take this position, but the lack of females born to this family means that a boy called Arata must pose for the role. Meanwhile in modern-day Japan, a boy named Arata Hinohara is starting his new life in high school. He wants to put memories of his difficult past behind him, but things aren’t going to be simple when he discovers a mysterious connection to the first Arata…

The second round of April updates also includes new additions to 17 other popular VIZ Media series currently available. Readers should check the app regularly, as new additions and free Chapter 1 previews of forthcoming manga series for the iPad are also featured.

Twenty-seven series are now available on the VIZ Manga App; additional new manga volumes available the weeks of April 18th and April 25th include:

April 18th:
Absolute Boyfriend Vol. 2
Death Note Vol. 11
Dragon Ball Z Vol. 5
Kekkaishi Vol. 2
MeruPuri Vol. 4
Natsume’s Book of Friends Vol. 3
Naruto Vol. 22
One Piece Vol. 22
Rosario + Vampire Vol. 4
Rurouni Kenshin Vol. 11
Toriko Vol. 4

April 25th:
Black Bird Vol. 2
Bleach Vol. 13
Claymore Vol. 8
D.Gray-man Vol. 9
Dragon Ball Z Vol. 6
Fairy Cube Vol. 2
Naruto Vol. 23
One Piece Vol. 23
Vampire Knight Vol. 6

For more information on the VIZ Manga App, please visit VIZ.com/apps/.

David Hayter to Adapt “The Dragonriders of Pern”

from GeekTyrant:

David Hayter, the screenwriter of films such as Watchmen and X-Men has been hired to adapt Anne McCaffrey’s classic sci-fi and fantasy book series The Dragonriders of Pern for the big screen.

Dragonflight is the first book in the series, and it will be the first film to get the big screen treatment. The story follows an elite group of warriors take to the skies on the backs of giant, fire-breathing, telepathic dragons to save the wondrously exotic planet of Pern from a terrifying airborne menace.

The film is being produced by Benedict Carver’s Dark Hero Studios, Don Murphy and Susan Montford’s Angry Films and Entertainment One. I’m sure they hope that his new series really takes off and becomes a successful franchise.

To read learn more, check out GeekTyrant’s article here.

Factory Entertainment: Green Hornet Giveaway

from Factory Entertainment:

The Green Hornet Movie Blu-Ray & DVD Contest
Want to win a copy of the Green Hornet Movie on Blu-Ray or DVD?! Our good friends at Sony Pictures were kind enough to provide us with some copies of the Green Hornet Movie on Blu-Ray and DVD (available to purchase May 3rd in the US) and now they can be yours! All you need to do is send an e-mail to salesus@factoryent.com with an answer to the following question:

Question: “In the Green Hornet Movie, what color does the Black Beauty turn into to disguise itself?”

All correct answers will be entered into a poll and winners will be selected at random. One entry per e-mail address, deadline to submit an entry is May 9th, 2011. Winners will receive one (1x) copy of the Green Hornet movie on either DVD or Blu-Ray. Prizes will be shipped the week of May 10th, 2011. We will contact you for your shipping address and preferred disc format. This competition is open to residents of the mainland USA only. Prize discs are Region: 1 for DVD and Region: A for Blu-Ray only.

P.S. If you know the answer, keep an eye out for a special and very limited product coming soon!

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Throne for a Loop – HBO’s Game of Thrones

from GeekChicDaily:

In most fantasy, an ancient evil returns with new power to take over the land. Only an unlikely commoner with hidden heritage (call him Prince Frodo Skywalker XVIII) can wield a magic weapon to become The Chosen One.

Not in HBO’s Game of Thrones. Good and bad, black and white; all give way to shades of gray. It’s The Sopranos with swords as families vie for ultimate power. They can be tough to keep straight, what with all the multi-syllabic made-up names. Before you watch, check our geek-friendly primer:

1. Boromir Bean — That’s LOTR’s Sean Bean as Lord Eddard Stark, the closest thing to a good guy. How do we know this? He feels remorse after beheading people.

2. Sparta’s Shame — 300’s Lena Headey leads the Lannister clan, who behave like actual historical royal families: they’re arrogant, inbred, and enjoy pushing children out of windows.

3. What’s a Dothraki? — Think Klingons with swords, but WAY more naked.

4. Ground Fighter — Dwarves in fantasy are generally gruff warriors; Peter Dinklage’s Tyrion is simply a human with dwarfism. His power? He gets all the best lines.

Learn the other players in this Game this Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO.

Spring Steals Sale: Thousands of Products Now 40% Off

from Things from Another World:

Our Spring Steals Sale is all about saving you money this April. We started out this week by marking down thousands of toys, comics, graphic novels, statues, and other collectibles by 40%. The savings get better from there!

Savings will increase to 50% off the remaining product on April 18th, and again to 60% off the remaining product on April 25th.

We’ve already sold out of a bunch of Steals products, so if you see something you like, don’t delay! Stock is limited and someone may steal the last copy out from under you if you wait too long!

Start Shopping Our Steals Sale

ThinkGeek’s Zombie Bunny

from ThinkGeek:

Spring is sproinging!

Everywhere we turn, things are bright and cheery… except for in the meadow. It was there we discovered the bloody carnage wrought by a zombie bunny.

No ordinary rabbit, this death machine was tearing through woodland creatures until we double-bopped it on the head. Long story short, we brought it back to GeekLabs and have reproduced it — for real this time! — for your nomming pleasure. There’s plenty in stock (you know how bunnies are) so be sure to grab a few for the zombie fans in your life.

Chocolate Zombie Bunny — From April Fools to your Easter basket
Spring has sprung and all the little woodland creatures are… screaming and hippity-hopping for their lives? It’s a zombie bunny, and double-bopping him on the head isn’t going to stop his murderous rampage. Oh no, you KNEW, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little chocolate BUNNY, isn’t it? It’s a good thing the virus turned his flesh to delicious white chocolate. Save the world; bite his head off. Yes, the chocolate zombie apocalypse is beginning and we’re ravenous for delicious candy treats.

Take $10 Off — Sproing into spring with us!
There’s nothing more serene than cherry blossoms drifting through the air over a meadow where a herd of zombie rabbits hippity-hops after their prey. Especially when you’re watching from your safehouse. Use code PREPARED for $10 off orders of $40 or more through 11:59 pm ET on 4/15/11.

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RiffTrax of “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” is now available!

from RiffTrax:

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is commonly regarded as the most fun and exciting installment of the film franchise. This may well be true, especially given that the average Star Trek film is about as fun and exciting as a half-cup of plain yogurt. If you polled fans about what makes this particular film so thrilling, odds are they’d respond, “All the allusions to Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick!” (results may vary). Indeed, the original script contained even more quotes from that classic novel. Most notably, the moment when Kirk, in a fit of vengeful rage, leans back and roars to the heavens, “Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people’s hats off — then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.” VERY popular on t-shirts.

This riff works for both the Theatrical and Director’s Editions of WRATH OF KHAN!

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