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Dig out the elastic-waisted pants!
It’s Thanksgiving next week and we’re ready to stuff our faces — how about you? It’s time for bacon-wrapped turkey, mashed potatoes with caramelized bacon & onions, cornbread & bacon stuffing, bacon-stuffed mushrooms, and chips with bacon dip. Oh, and pumpkin pie. Can’t forget the pumpkin pie.
The extra special part of this year’s feast will certainly be the canned unicorn. We can’t wait to see Grandma’s face when we bring that to the table.
Canned Unicorn Meat!!
No foolin’ — Unicorn meat is real! Unfortunately, due to restrictions on the importation of mythical processed meatstuff, we are unable to bring you Canned Unicorn Meat in the way the Sisters of Radiant Farms intended. When you open your can, you will find one tiny unicorn which has been appropriately sliced into its main cuts of meat. Simply use your Growth Ray to re-embiggen the unicorn before skinning it and processing its flesh. Or if you’re lazy, just bring it to your local Mad Scientist-Butcher. He’ll know what to do.
TannenBomb Prank Holiday Ornament!!
Our world-famous Annoy-a-tron gets a festive makeover. Give the gift that keeps on giving — annoyance! Gift your friend/loved one/enemy with this Trojan Horse style present. It looks just like a standard innocent Christmas ornament. But when your victim hangs it on the tree the weight triggers a switch that causes the ornament to power-up and periodically emit beeps, mosquito tones, Christmas crickets, and elf giggles at random intervals. Merry Christmas insanity!
$10 Off Your Order — Timmy’s gift to you
We want your Thanksgiving meal to be the most bacontastic feast possible. But times are tough, and you may be thinking: ThinkGeek or bacon? No one should have to make that choice. EVER. Timmy wants you to have your toys and eat bacon, too. Use code BACONFEAST for $10 off orders of $40 or more through 11/19/10 at 11:59 PM ET.
ThinkGeek Holiday Gift Center — Booooookmark it!
The Ghost of Holiday Future apologizes for the lack of flying cars. But he tells us that in your immediate Future, you can avoid holiday disaster by referencing the ThinkGeek Holiday Gift Center. There you’ll find everything you wanted to know about shopping ThinkGeek for the holidays. Top sellers for those who need ideas, shipping information for procrastinators, gift certificates for the indecisive, and much, much more! Use it for yourself — or invoke your ninja skills to slip the link to someone who owes you a present this year. Hint hint.
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