Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women

Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women

Dr. Grordbort (aka Weta) presents Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women, a quasi-sequel to Doctor Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory, both written and illustrated by steampunk visionary Greg Broadmore.

The year’s foremost journal of progressive armaments and weaponry! Behold the latest line of defense captured in action!

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Filled to the brim with first hand tales of exploration and progress from the great heroes of our time, picture strips of unimaginable escapades on the frontier, never-seen-before portraits of dazzling damsels and monstrous villains, and laudable accounts of man and robot pitted against our greatest enemy (the uncivilized world), Victory is an onslaught of action-packed scientific adventure in full-spectrum color — containing facts that every boy and literate girl should know.

Written and illustrated by Weta Workshop Conceptual Designer Greg Broadmore, this book sumptuously details a science-fiction history that never was. Hearkening back to the classic sci-fi serials of yesteryear, it reveals the backstories and mythos of Weta Limited’s highly limited ray gun collectible line.

Whereas the Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory was mainly a catalogue of raygun designs, Victory fleshes out the world of Dr. Grordbort a bit more. Labeled as Volume 127, this oversized hardcover book is done in the style of a British annual, and is full of stunning, full-colour art that’s available to sample in an online preview. The pages are printed on heavy hardstock, and if you’re the sort of savage who’s okay with dissecting books to obtain some frameable art, then Victory will provide you with a gallery of choices.

Be forewarned: this book contains a very un-PC reimagining of the universe, so if you’re easily offended, or squicked out by pictures of aliens being graphically blown to smithereens, then you should probably search out tamer reading material. However, if you have a very good, albeit warped, sense of humour, then you’ll find Victory to be a jolly good romp.

Join Lord Cockswain for a Spot of Virtual Venusian Vapourisation is a print version of the online target practice simulator Blast a Buffoon, with the book leaving a blank space for you to draw in your own Venusian target. Life in the British Colonial Expeditionary Forces takes a brief look at the daily life of a soldier, while Know Your Enemy profiles the Venusians that the boys of the BCEF are up against. Adapted from the Dr. Grordbort’s website are A Bestiary of the Cosmos: The Wildlife of Venus, and the wonderfully tongue-in-cheek weapon Testimonials. Web comics “Lord Cockswain: M’Gulu in Peril!”, a five-part serial, and the one-shot “Lord Cockswain: On the Application of Rayguns” are reproduced in Old Timey Compartmentalised Picture Essays, and there’s a one-page feature similarly called On the Careful Application of Rayguns, which is a guide to properly caring for, and thereby possibly reducing the risk of maiming yourself with, a Grordbort raygun. Graphic short stories that were created new for the book are “Lord Cockswain in… Venusian Vengeance” and “Lord Cockswain in… The Mountain of the Moon Menace”, two tales of Lord Cockswain’s signaturely inept and destructive approach to leading missions. Hall of Gits, portraits of personalities from the world of Dr. Grordbort, gives readers a glimpse of Cockswain’s equally hapless peers. Also included in the book are a selection of propaganda posters, one done by a guest artist, and the invaluable How to read the signs of Robotic Rebellion!, which lists the (obvious) signs that your robot manservant may have overridden the first Law of Robotics, namely that “a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.” No book bearing the Dr. Grordbort’s logo would be complete without a bristling display of weaponry, and Victory doesn’t disappoint, introducing three impressive Grordbort tanks — the Greased Weasel, The Remorseless, and the Gargantutherium VII — that range from lightweight to terrain-crushing behemoth. A selection of upcoming rayguns is catalogued, as well:

  • Silver Mantiss 99se Thin Cone Death Beam — a second raygun for ladies, following the Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol, with a silver mirror finish.
  • Grordbort 66 Sonic De-Stabiliser — a copper-coloured raygun, its silver handle carved with a Chinese dragon.
  • Pomson 6000 Sub Atomic Wave GunThe Unnatural Selector‘s more futuristic-looking successor, with lots of shiny red metal, chrome trim, and a top fin.
  • Saturn 67 Luminiferous Aether Igniter — a utilitarian raygun that looks like a cross between a pistol and a crude taser.
  • Righteous Bison Indivisible Particle Smasher — a model already released as Weta’s first plastic raygun, but perhaps a metal version is on the way?
  • Silent Banshee Infra Wave Atom Corrupter — a minimalistic raygun with a cone-shaped muzzle and silencer, ideal for assassins.

In addition, there’s a two-page spread for Lord Cockswain’s Ray-Blunderbuss “The Unnatural Selector” that lavishly showcases the blustering adventurer’s favourite weapon.

If you already have the Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory on your bookshelf, then you’ll naturally want a copy of Victory to join it. For fans of steampunk, sci-fi, and retro art, both books are indispensable additions to your library.

Order now at Amazon.com:
Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women
Doctor Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory

Or order directly through the Weta website, or Dark Horse Comics (search keyword: “weta”).

Victory: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men & Literate Women and Doctor Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory are distributed by Weta Publishing, in partnership with Dark Horse Books, a division of Dark Horse Comics. For more information, please visit the official Dr. Grordbort’s website.

Mana Energy Potion

Mana Energy Potion

When I first saw the Mana Energy Potion on a gaming website many moons ago, I desired immediately to try it but, alas, the opportunity to do so did not present itself. For months, as I saw advertisements for it, I looked on longingly, wondering what it would taste like and how effective it would be on someone like me for whom caffeine has little or no effect.

As one of those “hyper-active kids” growing up in the 70s, I was prescribed the common treatment for children such as myself — coffee. It effectively calmed my internal fires down from raging inferno to pleasant glow, pleasing the grumps (grown-ups). Because of its lulling effect on me, I was frequently dosed to keep me calm and manageable. I did not, however, mind this medicine because I found the flavor enticing and most satisfactory, and even frequently medicated myself (though I didn’t realize that is what I was doing at the time) as I crawled from lap to lap of every coffee drinker in the family and nursed their warm, sweet cups of java (thus this “treatment” became the root of my life-long coffee passion).

Copious amounts of caffeine tends to have the opposite effect on me that it does on normal mortals. For example, it takes about 10 shots of espresso (approximately 700 MG caffeine) to get me hyper for about half an hour, but then I’m practically narcoleptic after the effects wear off and it seems more like a sleeping draft than an energy boost. The only thing I’ve found in my search for restorative elixirs that truly gives me the desired energy boost is sushi (and toasted seaweed). Thus, the mystery of Mana Energy Potion continued to intrigue me every time I saw it.

Finally, my quest for attaining my very own Mana Energy Potion has come to fruition. A coworker of mine (one of only two geeks I’ve discovered here so far) struck up a discussion with me on break today. She had a bottle of Mana Energy Potion with her and when she saw how excited I was to see it, she gifted me with said bottle. I took a sip right away, so as to partially quench my curiosity, and forced myself to save the rest for when I had scroll and quill in hand and could properly record my newly discovered insight.

My initial thought of this tasty, sea-green Mana Energy Potion was that it was tart without being sour and sweet without being sugary. Upon further indulgence of the small ampoule, I ruminated on its other qualities. Mana Energy Potion’s texture is lightly syrupy yet washes away clean from the pallet and its flavor is mildly fruity with a lingering citrus hint. Its aroma is similarly fruity. It reminds me of something else I have had but, as of yet, the memory of what that something else is remains elusive.

While Mana Energy Potion does contain caffeine, it relies mainly on a combination of vitamins and enzymes to provide its energy boost. While it is brimming over with vitamins, it tastes nothing at all like medicine like so many other vitamin-infused tonics tend to taste. Now, here, some hours on after imbibing my draft of Mana Energy Potion, I can truly say I am still feeling its effects. I feel nearly giddy with energy and dare say it’s affected my mood positively as well. I have not found anything nearly so effective at renewing my vigor and enhancing my mood, and am seriously considering adding this potent potion to my daily routine. If it can have this effect on one such as I, who is typically immune to such concoctions, I can only imagine what its lively effect would be on other adventurers while they are questing in dank dungeons or raiding in mountain citadels. Having now imbibed this potent draft, I believe I must concur that Mana Energy Potion is everything they claim it is, truly Magic!

You can learn more about procuring your very own Mana Energy Potion at manapotions.com, or look for it in your favorite gamers den.

Happy New Year from the Girlaxy!!!

from Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls:

3, 2, 1… HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

With the Earth about to complete yet another full rotation around the Sun, we here at MWGG Central Control would like to wish you and yours a safe and HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON and a GIRLACTICALLY AWESOME NEW YEAR!

Did you or your special someone get a Galaxy Girl over the holidays? If so, then Email us a picture of this newly recruited Space Cadet with her doll, whether a kid or a big kid at heart, and we’ll put it up on MWGG Blog! And all submissions will be entered into a drawing, and one lucky girl will win an original MWGG illustration by creator Lauren Faust!

Didn’t get what you wanted during the holidays? Well don’t let your inner star fade. Series 1 Galaxy Girl Dolls are still available at… FAO.com!

And keep beaming back to our website, webstore, and blog for more info on the G-Girls including Series 2 Galaxy Girls Dolls making contact in 2010!

New “Usagi” Plush Toy Arrives from Dark Horse Deluxe

from Dark Horse Comics:

In celebration of the twenty-fifth anniversary of Stan Sakai’s best-loved character, Dark Horse brings this fluffy, badass bunny to life with an all-new plush toy, with art direction by the creator himself!

Usagi Yojimbo is a long-running comic set in seventeenth-century Japan, with anthropomorphic animals replacing humans, featuring the lovable rabbit ronin, Miyamoto Usagi, who wanders the land as a shugyosha (student warrior on a pilgrimage), occasionally selling his services as a yojimbo (bodyguard). Usagi Yojimbo is one of the most celebrated ongoing comics, adored by critics and fans of all ages for the last twenty-five years.

This new toy stands fourteen inches tall from his carefully detailed sandals to the tips of his movable ears. Stan Sakai, who provided extensive reference art for the project, oversaw every detail in the design process.

“I have always thought that a doll of this type would be an excellent presentation of Usagi,” Sakai remarked, “and have been happy to assist as the prototype evolved with commentary and revisions. I think he came out very well indeed.”

“We at Dark Horse couldn’t be prouder to be associated with one of comics’ most cherished characters and its creator,” product development head David Scroggy said, “and feel that this might just be the best 3-D way to present him. One thing’s for sure — it is by far the cutest presentation! We worked hard to get the nuances right, and I am happy to say that I think we nailed it.”

The upcoming Usagi Yojimbo plush toy hits Diamond’s Previews this month, with an on-sale date of May 2010.

Go Green in 2010 — 20% off “Emily the Strange” organics!

from Emily the Strange:

Go green in the New Year with the Emily the Strange Organic Cotton Line… now 20% off! Plus, each purchase of an organic cotton item comes with a FREE Zombies Recycle sticker!

New Fan Art!

Send yours in too.

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Tweet for a Chance to Win @R4D: Hobs End CD

Requiem for Delinquency: Hobs End
Requiem for Delinquency: Hobs End

In the gift-giving spirit of Christmas, we’re giving away 2 copies of the Requiem for Delinquency CD Hobs End.

Back in August, I discovered R4D, fell in love and told you about it here at ÜberSciFiGeek.

Some elements of Hobs End remind me of Bill Leeb projects such as Delerium and Fauxliage… Requiem for Delinquency is the kind of electronica music you might find on a Six Degrees or Nettwerk label… Some tracks are similar to but have more synth than Robert Miles and Enigma compositions, but are not as heavily reliant on synth as Tangerine Dream or Vangelis tend to be. (For the full review click here.)

Now we’re giving you a chance to win your own copy of R4D’s Hobs End. Beginning Christmas Eve, Thursday December 24th, and running through New Year’s Eve, Thursday December 31st, all tweets of this article (just click “Tweet This Post”) or retweets from Twitter will be entered into a random drawing to receive a copy of R4D’s Hobs End CD.

You can check out a preview of their music at RequiemForDelinquency.com and then tweet to enter!

Merry Christmas from all of us at ÜberSciFiGeek!

Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009

Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009

Good news, everyone! In honour of Futurama‘s 10th anniversary, an ultimate box set of the series, Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009, has been released into the cosmos.

Once there was only the cold void of space. Then: Ka-Pow! The Big Bang exploded with the force of over two dozen firecrackers, and The Complete Futurama Collection sprang into being! It’s the entire classic series from The Simpsons creator Matt Groening, featuring 72 uncut episodes and 4 epic, feature-length adventures, all on 19 glorious discs. Plus: A massive assortment of extras so vast, it creates its own gravitational field from which no viewer can escape. So grab a can of Slurm, settle into your command centre, and experience the future… in its entirety!

This set gathers together the previously released Volumes 1-4 box sets, and the four films — Bender’s Big Score, The Beast with a Billion Backs, Bender’s Game, Into the Wild Green Yonder — that make up Season 5 of Futurama in TV syndication. The special features are recycled, too, but they’re all worth another look and there are a lot of them to enjoy, including a full-length audio commentary for each episode and movie (accessed under Language Selection in the menus); deleted scenes; storyboard, character art and “How to Draw” galleries; animatics, 3-D models, pencil tests, featurettes, and infinitely* more. (Small print on the box: *Quantity Not Actually Infinite.) The “more” consists of an annotated script, the Futurama video game trailer, a screen that deciphers the Alien Alphabet, alternate material, table reads, international language clips, interviews, a Futurama-based math lecture, an animated promo for An Inconvenient Truth starring Bender and Al Gore, Futurama: The Lost Adventure, blooper reels from recording sessions, the Futurama Genetics Lab game, the parodic shorts Bender’s Anti-Piracy Warning and Bender’s Movie Theater Etiquette, and sneak peeks. A full-length episode of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad is definitely the most creative and unusual of the bonus goodies, expanding upon one of Matt Groening’s favorite characters. In addition to all these special features, many of the fully animated menus contain Easter Eggs or feature in-jokes and other info in the backgrounds.

The new part of this set is its limited edition packaging, a giant plastic replica of Bender’s head (with detachable rubber antenna) that opens in the back to reveal a vertical DVD rack. The case’s slots are a bit of a tight squeeze, making the top and bottom discs slightly tricky to slide out, but the futuristic design looks great and the hatch door is padded on the inside to keep the discs snug and secure. It’s somewhat surprising that a sound chip wasn’t installed so Bender could spout his famous “bite my shiny metal ass” phrase, but the head is such an impressive display piece that this small oversight can be forgiven. For collectors who like to leave their collectables in the box, the cube that Bender’s head comes in adds another layer of Futurama reference, its clear windows and bubble-filled side panel images creating the illusion that Bender has joined the ranks of the show’s head-in-a-jar characters.

Also contained in this package are an episode guide booklet, and a numbered letter (which reveals that the set’s edition size is 25,500 units) from series co-developers Matt Groening and David X. Cohen:

March 28, 2009

Gracious Viewer,

Grab a can of Olde Fortran and jump aboard the party blimp, for today marks exactly ten years since Futurama was first broadcast!

A lot has changed over the past decade. Back in 1999, some of our younger viewers hadn’t even started graduate school yet. Videotape had not yet given way to the superior technology of DVD, which had not yet given way to the superior technology of stealin’ stuff off the Internet. And a little-known Vice President by the name of Al Gore was about to burst onto the scene as a cartoon voice-over star.

Yet, during this tumultuous ride into the future, some things have remained constant — namely, the unwavering support, steady encouragement, and incessant nitpicking of you, our loyal viewers. And thus, in a very real, very contrived sense, you are the rocket fuel that has launched Fry, Leela, and Bender on the many adventures within this collection. So please, sit back, shut up, enjoy the show, and accept a double-helping of our most sincere gratitude.

Your Humble Overlords,

Matt Groening & David X. Cohen

If you’ve already bought the individual seasons and movies, you’re not completely boned, either. Fox is reportedly selling a few empty heads to transfer your existing collection into.

Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009 comes out just in time to re-watch or catch up on the series before Season 6 begins on June 10, 2010. Yes, Futurama is returning for a second run, thanks to a Season 6 & 7 pick-up by Comedy Central! Hopefully Fox will, in due time, make a torso to attach to Bender’s head so that his chest compartment can be stacked with future seasons’ discs.

Order now at Amazon.com:
Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009

Or order directly through the 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment website.

Futurama: The Complete Collection 1999-2009 is distributed by Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment, a division of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation. For more information, please visit the official Futurama website.

Split Reason: The Holidays Have Invaded!

from Split Reason:

Today brings our last newsletter of 2009, right before we take a small break and start gaming until our eyes bleed, pausing only for small increments to ingest junk food and take a few turkey naps. It’s been an amazing year, and we’d like to thank everyone that managed to drop a few items in their shopping cart to help keep our Japanese Packing Specialist employed. Every company needs a Ninja on site for a variety of unexpected scenarios, so we appreciate your support.

If you didn’t get a chance to order in time for Christmas, you can still send the geeks and gamers in your life a gift certificate, which will be delivered via email before the big day.

We’re going to continue offering our 15% OFF promotion until January 1st, you can claim your discount by entering the promo code ANTIGRINCH during the check-out process.

We have a slew of recent products and designs to recap, and much more on the way in 2010. So for now, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, happy zombie killing, noob fragging, dungeon raiding, or whatever it is you do when the office shuts down. Let the games begin!

Last Chance: Get a “Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls” Doll before Christmas!

from Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls:

Last Chance to get your MWGG Doll before Christmas!!!

Still need a gift for your little girl, but thought you missed your window? Well think again. Today is your last day to order a Galaxy Girl at FAO.com!

Use Express Shipping (before 3 pm EST) and your doll will be sent warp-speed so it arrives next day. Choose your favorite Series 1 Dolls: Milky Way, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and Pluto, and have it under the tree just in time for Christmas!

Happy Holidays!

Happy Merry Bacon

from Jim Gaffigan:

Just wanted to wish you and yours the very best during this holiday season. Thanks to everyone who bought tickets to one of my shows or purchased one of my CDs/DVDs. I really do appreciate it.

If you feel inspired, you can vote for me everyday in the Comedy Central Stand Up Showdown. (See, I was thin once.)

Have a great 2010,

Jim

P.S. King Baby was one of iTunes’ top 10 comedy albums. Get it here.

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