Ask the Sharky

The star of Ask the Sharky surfaces to answer some questions about his underwater web series. The interview was conducted by sea-mail, with Sharky assuring “ÜberSciSomething” that “…Me can just answer [questions] with typing or something. Me am very good at typing with fins. True.”

ÜberSciFiGeek (ÜSFG) What inspired you to create a web series that answers land dwellers’ questions about your life under the sea?

Sharky (S) Um. Me noticed that people not under the water didn’t understand sharkies very well. People not under the water are all like “Hey! Look out! That sharky is going to bite you!” But sharkies don’t care about biting people, me just get confused sometimes because you look like a baby seal. But you don’t taste as good as a baby seal. True.

Also me am very smart and can answer questions verygoodtrue. Something.

(ÜSFG) What is the most unusual question that you’ve been asked so far?

(S) Me had one person ask me what the most unusual question I’ve been asked so far. That was pretty unusual. Hehehe.
Not really. Me just said that because you asked that question. True.

Me get a lot of questions though. Currently me have, like, big-number-something questions (ed– more than 5, although currently Sharky has about 100 voicemail messages). Lots of people want to know about what me eat, or if me like this food or that food, or if I will eat them, or if me will eat their sister, or how I eat, or if I am eating something right now. I guess those are pretty normal questions for a Sharky, though. Me am pretty good at eating. True.

Prolly the most strange was someone asked me how to make cornbread. It is hard to make cornbread under the water.

(ÜSFG) You often complete your sentences with the exclamation “True!” How did that become your catchword?

(S) True. Me say that a lot. True.

(ÜSFG) Since you now have Sharky Swag on CafePress, are there plans to release other merchandise, like a DVD compilation of your videos or an adorable plushie? (There’s a shark on the East Coast, Nigel from Dante Beatrix, whose family resemblance to you is striking. Maybe he could help you with merchandising!)

(S) Me not know. That is a good question. Me was thinking maybe me would make a Sharky movie sometime, or maybe a Sharky video game or a Sharky rock opera.

Me like Nigel! He is one handsome sharky! Me will have to talk to that Dante someone! True.

A cute furry Sharky would be pretty good. True. Me would rather have an action figure, though. With realistic biting action.

(ÜSFG) If you ever saw a mermaid, would you consider her a friend or fish dinner?

(S) Ummm. Prolly me would be friends with her because she is only half fish and me not like the taste of people. UM! At least me THINK me would not like the taste of people. Me have never bited a person before. Seriously! Me am not lying about that at all. No people biting.

Anyway, if she was half seal instead that would be very tempting. True.

Ok. Thanks for the interview, me hope you got all the answers you wanted! Don’t forget to be nice to sharkies! Also it is nice to drop yummy food in the water. Pleasethankyou.

Swim swim swim swim swim True! swim swim swim

Sharky Links:
Ask the Sharky Official Website
Ask the Sharky on YouTube
Ask the Sharky on Facebook
Ask the Sharky on Twitter

Learn more about sharkies by watching the award-winning documentary film Sharkwater. It will make you see Sharky’s misunderstood kin in a whole new, positive light. True!

Our New DVD! “Cinematic Titanic LIVE: East Meets Watts”

from Cinematic Titanic:

Hi Everyone,

We’re very pleased to announce our next DVD release, which also happens to be our first live DVD: Cinematic Titanic LIVE: East Meets Watts. Available December 16th.

As you know from these newsletters, we’ve spent quite a bit of time doing live performances around the country this year. We’ve had great fun and are proud of the work we’re doing onstage. That’s why we’ve chosen to present a live DVD (and yes, it’ll be available as a download too), we feel it’s us at our current best and we wanted to share it with you — and what better way than with this Kung-sploitation classi… er, movie, East Meets Watts.

Here’s a 5 minute sample of the show, a departure from our normal trailers so you can get a feel for this new representation of our riffery.

NEW LIVE DATES FOR 2010:
Philadelphia, PA — 12/31 (OK, technically the gig starts in ’09, but it ends in the new year)
San Francisco, CA — 2/2
Royal Oak, MI — 2/19 (tix on sale Friday)
Milwaukee, WI — 2/20 (tix on sale Friday)
Princeton, NJ — 4/16
NEW YORK CITY — 4/17

Visit cinematictitanic.com for info about upcoming live dates.

Best,
Cinematic Titanic

NEW PEOPLE The Store Launches a Brand New Web Store and Offers Unique and Imaginative Gift Ideas for Everyone This Holiday Season

from VIZ Pictures:

NEW PEOPLE, a dynamic entertainment destination bringing the latest examples of Japanese popular culture to North American shores, offers shoppers something unique with an inspired collection of products and accessories for home, office and wardrobe that are available now from the new web store at NewPeopleStore.com.

A variety of fun and inventive pop culture-inspired products from Japan are featured — just in time for the holidays — on the web site and also inside NEW PEOPLE The Store, a retail space located on the mezzanine level of the 20,000 square foot entertainment complex in the heart of San Francisco’s historic Japantown at 1746 Post Street.

Think of everyone on your list this year with these unique gift ideas!

For your Girlfriend:
Graphic Design Headphones by ZUMREED
$59.95
These smart, slim and stylish headphones will keep you on the beat with large-aperture 40mm drivers designed with neodymium magnet systems for super high quality sound and emblazoned with stylish, colorful graphics.

For your Boyfriend:
VINYL KILLER Mini Clubman Model Portable Turntable by RAZYWORKS
$139.95
No one will ever be without the right sounds with a stylish portable record player modeled after the Mini Clubman. Forget about traditional bulky turntables. This is the smallest self-running record player in the world! Instead of spinning a record, the MINI CLUBMAN coasts over the surface of the vinyl, gliding the needle over and into the grooves, playing music from its own built-in speaker. Made in Japan and licensed globally by BMW AG from Germany. 33RPM only. Available in Laser Blue, Dark Silver, Pepper White, and Chili Red.

For your Husband:
Boxed Set of Neckties by GIRAFFE
$149.00
GIRAFFE, a specialized brand led by creative director, Masamichi Toyama, is one of the hottest fashion labels in Tokyo. GIRAFFE neckties are categorized into four different stages based on one’s body temperature and feeling so one can select ties based on how they feel that day. Ties are available in several colors and varieties and designed for men or women.

For your Grandpa:
Fitted Baseball Caps by ZILLON
$44.95
New from famed French designer David Guarino’s brand — ZILLON — are these colorful baseball caps that blend traditional with the modern by using stylish Japanese kimono patterns.

For your Grandma:
TAKEO Paper Products & DRESSCO Notebooks and Envelopes
Notebook, Large — $20.95
Notebook, Small — $19.95
Envelopes, Long — $7.95
Envelopes, Petite — $6.95
Since its founding nearly 100 years ago, TAKEO has manufactured some of the highest quality paper products in the world. DRESSCO similarly manufactures high quality notebooks with unique cover designs that provide an attractive complement to whatever the writer chooses to put upon its pages. Items available in several colors — gold, green, brown, fuchsia, celadon, mint and light blue.

For your Wife:
Jewelry & Accessories by Q-POT / Burger Ring
$240.00
Q-POT is a jewelry brand led by designer Tadaaki Wakamatsu and these accessories are a sensation among young girls in Japan today. Modeled after sweet confections and other delicious foods, Q-POT offers a new array of fun and witty jewelry that look good enough to eat!

For your Boss:
Graf Zeppelin Metal Model by AEROBASE
$124.95
This photo-etched stainless steel metal model kit is a highly detailed replica of the famed Graf Zeppelin. No need to solder and easy to assemble. Includes cast metal parts and a base for the completed airship.

For your Kids:
Duller Colored Pencils by IDEA INTERNATIONAL
$54.95
Set of 36 colors
For the budding or established artist is an immaculately-presented set of 36 colored pencils from IDEA INTERNATIONAL’s newest stationery imprint, Duller.

NEW PEOPLE offers the latest films, art, fashion and retail brands from Japan and is the creative vision of the J-Pop Center Project and VIZ Pictures, a distributor and producer of Japanese live action film. Located at 1746 Post Street, the 20,000 square foot structure features a striking 3-floor transparent glass facade that frames a fun and exotic new environment to engage the imagination into the 21st Century. A dedicated web site is also now available at: NewPeopleWorld.com.

16GB Stormtrooper MIMOBOT and Star Wars MIMOBOT Series 5 Vote

from Mimoco:

From the Vault: Star Wars Series 1 Stormtrooper MIMOBOT is back…

Three years ago Star Wars MIMOBOT Series 1 made its big debut in a limited edition run. They’ve been long gone ever since, but today we’re re-releasing Stormtrooper in a never before available 16GB capacity!

Get one while you can! There are only 85 super-rare Stormtroopers in this limited edition MIMOBOT army.

The Holiday Shipping Guide
Once you’ve found the perfect MIMOBOT, make sure it arrives on time! For delivery by December 24 place your order by…
December 14 by 11:59AM PST… FREE Shipping on orders over $75 (3-9 Business Days)
December 17 by 11:59AM PST… UPS Ground (3-5 Business Days)
December 21 by 11:59AM PST… 2-Day (2 Business Days)
December 22 by 11:59AM PST… Next-Day (1 Business Day)

Star Wars MIMOBOT Series 5
Series 5 Launching March 2010
Help us complete the series by choosing your favorite character!

Holy Moley, It’s a Holly, Jolly Galaxy Girl Christmas!

from Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls:

Finally, the Galaxy Girls are in stock and ready to be shipped at FAO.com! Order now and your doll will be sent warp-speed so it arrives before Christmas. Series 1 Dolls: Milky Way, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and Pluto were made in limited quantities so make sure to order before they sell out.

And the reviews are coming in… Galaxy Girls Dolls: 5 STARS!

Also, during the holidays, FAO.com is offering free shipping on purchases of $150 or more. So if you buy three or more dolls, your girls will get a free ride.

Happy Neiladays! Collector’s items up for Bidding!

from The Legend of Neil:

We have put out a limited amount of “This Crap is Free” T-Shirts that have been signed by most of THE LEGEND OF NEIL CAST and show creator Sandeep Parikh on eBay for you to bid on.

These shirts are sure to become collectors items and coveted by fans for many years to come. It is likely that in the future they will be worth 3 billion glibfams (glibfams being the currency of the future of course). So bid on them now while they’re still reasonable!

Is there that special someone in your life whom you know would love this gift? Is that special someone you? Act now! Supplies are limited (there are 17 shirts total in a variety of sizes, men’s and women’s) and this offer will expire soon, so act now and good luck!

And from all of us here at The Legend of Neil office located here in beautiful downtown Hyrule, we thank you for being the greatest fans since mankind started becoming fans of things and we wish you all a very Happy Holidays and a safe and drunken New Years!

Weta News: December 2009

from Weta:

Weta Dollars — Final Reminder!
As we’re nearing the end of 2009 we thought we’d highlight once again that any Weta Dollars you’ve transferred over from our old site (we launched the new site in February) will expire on 31 December 2009. So please make sure you use them.

December is the time to go to the movies!
Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones and James Cameron’s Avatar are launching in time for the holiday season. Get your tickets now. We can’t wait! Weta Workshop and Weta Digital have contributed significantly to both movies over the last few years. See what we have been up to!

Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones — 11 December (US)
James Cameron’s Avatar — 18 December World Wide

New books signed by John Howe
When John Howe visited the Weta Cave this weekend, Anna, our store manager asked if he’d mind signing a few more for his out-of-town fans. And John, gentleman that he is, of course said yes! So we can offer a VERY LIMITED number of John Howe’s Fantasy Drawing Workshop and Lost Worlds on a first come, first served basis. If you snooze — you lose! Get one now.

More news from Hobbiton!
The design of the Bag End Environment continues to make good progress. We have been actively seeking suggestions and advice from some of the key Hobbiton experts involved. We recently journeyed up to Matamata and discussed the designs with our friends at the Hobbiton Movie Set. We were fortunate to get first hand input from Russell Alexander (Owner and Manager) and Ian Brodie (Media and Communications Manager). Russell and Ian run tours of the Movie Set, so if you are visiting New Zealand, this is a “must do” activity to cleanse the soul. Check out their website at hobbitontours.com.

VICTORY Shipping!
Dr. Grordbort’s VICTORY: Scientific Adventure Violence for Young Men and Literate Women is now shipping in the US and NZ and has all but arrived in the UK. Order your copy now! It really is a great book and a must-read for anyone who’s read Dr. Grordbort’s Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory.

The Exceptional Exhibition — a huge success
Weta Creative Director Richard Taylor and Dr. Grordbort’s creator Greg Broadmore are currently attending Weta’s exhibition in Chengdu and the crowds are pouring in. Multi-talented Ri Streeter who’s there making sure the guys stay out of trouble has taken some photos that we’d like to share with you. Check them out here!

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RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza is less than two weeks away!

from RiffTrax:

RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza is less than two weeks away! Get your tickets now before it’s too late! Mike, Kevin and Bill are back on the big screen, riffing a wonderfully warped collection of Christmas shorts! Our Special Guest is the hilarious “Weird Al” Yankovic!

All event attendees will receive 5 FREE digital goodies: a holiday song by the RiffTones, two downloadable shorts, an autographed digital photo of Mike, Kevin and Bill, and a Christmas desktop wallpaper!

Don’t miss the Comedy Event of the Season — only two nights, in over 480 theatres nationwide: Live on Wednesday December 16th, with an Encore on Thursday December 17th!!! Bring your friends and share the holiday cheer, with RiffTrax Live: Christmas Shorts-Stravaganza!

And don’t forget, you could win a FREE TRIP FOR TWO to sunny San Diego to see the show live and MEET THE STARS!

Buy tickets now.

Enter to win VIP airfare and tickets to the show in San Diego.

BuckyBalls 3 for 2: Jingle balls all the way at ThinkGeek

from ThinkGeek:

HALP! HALP!

We have a hostage situation here at ThinkGeek’s Command Center! You see, we just acquired an awesome claw machine that is infested with Tribbles that are multiplying at an alarming rate. But that’s not the bad news. JAMES T. KIRK HAS KIDNAPPED TIMMY! He’s holding him hostage amongst the ever-growing pile of Tribbles and he’s threatening to blast anyone who comes near. He says to save Timmy, we must declare him as the best captain ever. What will Picard think?

Buy 2 BuckyBalls, get the 3rd free!
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to play with BuckyBalls every day! Add 2 BuckyBalls to your cart and use the code JINGLEBALLS at checkout. 3rd set added automagically. Offer good for a limited time only!

Find more What’s New items at ThinkGeek!

Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol, Miniature Version

Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol, Miniature Version

The Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol, Miniature Version from Weta is a truly micro-sized raygun, one whose full name is several times bigger than it is.

Woof! Behold — groundbreaking miniaturisation of the modern age. More easily concealable than a pin in a haystack, even the most paranoid gentry can now keep a wave weapon of immense magnitude on their very person without the fear of being outed.

Until now, the Dr. Grordbort line, with its hefty rayguns and an enormous blunderbuss, has had a decidedly masculine air to it. Finally, Weta has seen fit to give the ladies a suitable weapon to wield. The full-sized Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol is small enough to hide in a handbag or tuck out of sight in a garter, but for maximum concealability, the mini Victorious Mongoose is definitely the best choice. Not only can you slip it into a fold of your garments, you can, if sufficiently endowed, wedge it in your cleavage for quick retrieval. The Victorious Mongoose is just so, well, cute… in a deadly sort of way, of course. Cup the pint-sized derringer in your palm, fold your fingers over it, and nobody would ever guess that you have anything held in your hand. It’s no wonder that Weta had to issue the following warning on the Victorious Mongoose’s box:

Do Not Swallow*
*It tastes terrible

Packaging:
Like all the miniature Dr. Grordbort rayguns, the Victorious Mongoose comes in a box that’s shaped like a book. The box’s heavy cardboard is printed with glossy, sepia-toned art plus a photo of the enclosed figurine, and the front of the “book” hinges at the spine, fastening shut with a magnet. The inside of the “book cover” lists the entire Dr. Grordbort’s Infallible Aether Oscillators miniature collection with full-colour pictures. Within the box, beneath a clear plastic cover, the raygun and its stand rest in a molded, flocked tray. Both pieces of metal are wrapped in so much protective foam padding that as you unpack them, some doubt will begin to surface that there is, in fact, a raygun somewhere in there.

Sculpting:
Weta has kept the design of their smallest raygun realistic to its function as a pocket pistol, so it doesn’t have any of the fins and other spiky protrusions that collectors are accustomed to seeing on a Dr. Grordbort creation. The result is a much more streamlined sculpt than usual. There’s still a lot of detail on the Victorious Mongoose, though, especially considering how minimal its surface is. Copper pipes run in shallow loops along the ridged muzzle, one joining up to a tiny pressure gauge on top of the raygun, and there are, as expected, bolts and grooves aplenty. The most elaborate detail is on the hilt, however, which is ornately carved to look like the wooden handles found on fancy Wild West shooters. An embossed vine pattern unfurls from the top of the handle, as well, extending nearly to the raygun’s midpoint.

Paint:
The Victorious Mongoose essentially uses the same colour palette as previous rayguns. Rusty-hued daubs of paint are applied to the raygun’s gunmetal grey and black body to achieve the requisite antique finish, with the copper detailing left bright and clean for contrast, and there are vivid spots of red and white on the dial of the pressure gauge. One new colour introduced is tan, which the hilt is painted with to make it look like wood. The pale brown, dirtied up with a darker wash, highlights the “wood grain” and seasoned cracks in the handle, and really makes the Victorious Mongoose stand out on the shelf next to all the other rayguns. The Mongoose may be dwarfed by its siblings, but it will get noticed!

Articulation:
The miniature Victorious Mongoose has no points of articulation since movable parts are practically impossible at this scale. Their absence doesn’t hurt the raygun’s aesthetic appeal, however.

Accessories:
A stand stamped with the raygun’s name is included, as is standard with all of the miniature rayguns. The one difference with the Victorious Mongoose is that the raygun actually attaches to the stand rather than just resting on it. There’s a pinpoint hole drilled into the bottom of the raygun’s hilt that fits over a peg on the stand’s base, a measure that keeps the extremely light model from being knocked off its display.

At about $49.00 US, the Victorious Mongoose may seem on the pricey side to anyone who’s never fawned over one of Weta’s miniature rayguns in person, but it’s worth every penny. It’s also an open edition, so there’s no need to worry about missing out on obtaining one of these little beauties.

Pearce 75 Atom Ray Gun, Miniature Version

Weta has released a second, bonus raygun for the holiday season, the limited edition Pearce 75 Atom Ray Gun, Miniature Version. The Pearce 75 is unique in that the miniature version was produced before the full-sized one, a reversal of normal procedure at Grordbort Industries. This retro classic harkens back to the days when spacemen wore goldfish bowls on their heads and everything futuristic was decorated with rings, preferably ones that glowed. Shiny!

Order directly through the Weta website.

The Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol, the Pearce 75 Atom Ray Gun, and the Dr. Grordbort’s Infallible Aether Oscillators collection are distributed by Weta, in partnership with Dark Horse Comics. For more information, please visit the official Dr. Grordbort’s website.

News that Squishes: T-Rex Squishable

from Squishable:

Hello Folks,

If you saw a forest fire and the only thing you had to battle it was a lake full of News, then you certainly wouldn’t want it to be solid, flammable news! No indeed! You’d want it to be Squishy News! And here it is!

Squishable T-Rex — Awesome: A giant round lime-green dinosaur who wants to cuddle and maybe nibble on your nose. Awesome-er: We designed him in conjunction with Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics (read his comics, they’re really good!). Awesome-est: Giant! Cuddly! Dinosaur! I mean, c’mon!

New Gallery Pictures! — My goodness are you an attractive bunch of Squishable owners! If you don’t believe me, take a look at the Squishable Gallery where a large number of new Squishables and their people have recently taken up residence!

The Top Squishables of 2009! — Who doesn’t like a good solid list? I know I do! Our team of supercomputing hamsters and gerbils have done the numbers weighted by fan mail, conversations on Facebook, Twitter comments and sales. The Top Squishables of 2009 are, in this order:

1: Squishable Panda
2: Squishable Octopus
3: Squishable Penguin
4: Squishable Sheep
5: Squishable Cow

Holiday Shipping deadlines — Late holiday Squishies equal sad people. Don’t make people sad! Check your holiday shipping deadlines, goshdarnit!

Thanks folks!

Zoe and Aaron
Squishable.com

ElfQuest, Masque and CafePress

from ElfQuest:

It’s been a very long time since I’ve had news about CafePress, so I am happy to fire things back up.

As you may know, there’s been an ElfQuest shop on CafePress for a few years. Lately, it’s been kind of quiet there, for one reason or another. But when we began to consider launching a new web site for Wendy’s Masque of the Red Death project, alongside a total revamp of the ElfQuest web site, we thought it was high time to resuscitate the online shop.

Between then and now, CafePress has added quite a few new clothing designs and other items, and I’m in the process right now of importing the current ElfQuest designs onto the new offerings. If you go to the ElfQuest shop at CafePress you’ll see how that’s going. I’m also splitting the “his” and “her” wearables into separate sections in the shop, to make finding things easier.

There are many designs in the current “unisex” department, so if there’s a particular favorite you’d like to see on a new item of clothing, please PM me and I’ll get on it. Only 22 shopping days until… well, you know.

Also, for those of you who are enjoying Wendy’s Masque of the Red Death there’s a new CafePress shop for that as well. Some of the offerings are, in keeping with the theme of Masque, of a more mature theme than you’ll find in the ElfQuest shop, but spectacular nonetheless.

Take a look-see at both, and enjoy!

Shade and sweet renewal,
Richard Pini