Evil Global Debuts New Comedy/Horror Series

from The Cabonauts:

Hey Cabonautees!

While gearing up for 2010’s release of The Cabonauts, we grabbed a few weeks to produce a brand new comedy/horror series. The Occulterers has just premiered and stars James C. Leary (Buffy), Ellen Sandweiss (The Evil Dead), Camden Toy (Buffy, Angel), Amy Kline (I <3 Vampires) and Hayden Black (Goodnight Burbank, The Cabonauts).

It’s about 4 dysfunctional ghost hunters and the 6 episode series follows them as they spend a night in a Transylvanian castle. It’s airing now at babelgum.com/theocculterers and a new episode is accompanied by a one hour “live” feed from within the castle so you can check in on the action yourself. The show airs every day this week and climaxes on Halloween!

You can read some press on it here:
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Let us know if you enjoy it!

All Hail 🙂

ElfQuest: Gathering all the cublings into one den

from ElfQuest:

Hello everyone!

You all know that the Elfquest.com site itself, and the Scroll of Colors forum, have been for years the primary feeds for news and announcements coming from ElfQuest Central. Recently, with the advent of MySpace and Facebook, I’ve attempted to use those tools as well to get the word out, and keep interest fanned (pun intended) in the Wolfriders and their adventures.

Perhaps things have been a little TOO successful. I’ve tried, but I just can’t keep track of all the groups, pages, and other manifestations of ElfQuest that have appeared on Facebook. Yet I still want to be able to make announcements, share news, and all that good stuff with everyone all at once. So I’ve created a brand new official ElfQuest page (not group). It is the ONE place I’ll be checking and posting to every day.

I know many many of you have been members of other groups for a long time, and I hope you don’t think I’m asking you to abandon them — not at all! I simply would be pleased as a Preserver if you also become a fan of the new Facebook official ElfQuest page as well, and spread the word!

Shade and sweet water to you all,
Richard Pini

PS — This does NOT mean I’m leaning away from the Scroll, or elfquest.com. In fact, just the opposite. By year’s end, you will see such a completely new version of elfquest.com, you won’t believe it. It’ll still be the same friendly, informative place — just made about 50 times more so! Stay tuned!

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen now available at RiffTrax

from RiffTrax:

At its heart, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a love story. A love story between two dogs, Mojo and Frankie, who are shown humping several times in the first fifteen minutes of the movie*. Stunningly, this remains a highlight over the next two hours of movie. We don’t see much of the dogs after their owner, Shia LaBeouf, leaves for college, but we found our thoughts frequently drifting back to them as the human characters dropped their pants, ran into things, and stammered incoherently. Who was feeding the dogs? Were they getting along with the other dogs at the dog park? How was Frankie adapting to the new diet the vet had put him on back in June?

Sadly, these questions go unanswered. In fact, any question you may have regarding Transformers will go unanswered, because Transformers movies are not in the business of answering your questions. Transformers movies are like the street corner rantings of a tinfoil hat wearing lunatic. You don’t expect that guy to actually stop and explain to you what he meant by “The IRS built Yellowstone National Park on the same evening 180 years ago that the Lizard People shot down Sputnik with a rifle made from Avogadro’s Number!” You just slink past him and try to wash the spittle off of your jacket when you get home. The same applies for Transformers. Don’t you dare ask it “How did these characters whose names I don’t know get to this location and what is their purpose once they get there and who is punching who right now?” Just lie back and think of the dogs. Focus on the dogs… Always on the dogs…

The tinfoil hat guy gave Mike, Kevin and Bill’s riffing of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen two thumbs up, a rating he had previously only given to a shopping cart wheel that he believed influenced the 2004 presidential election.

*This is not a joke.

Get it here.

Also available: Dragon Wars: D-War!

New Story from TOR! The Strange Case of Mr Salad Monday by G.D. Falksen

from Tor.com:

Tor.com is thrilled to present The Strange Case of Mr Salad Monday, by G.D. Falksen. Inspector Wilde is no stranger to the potential for bloodletting inherent in anonymous conversation; he is, after all, a top police officer, experienced in the vagaries of tit-tat and the allure of of a freshly-printed broadsheet. A bit confused? Don’t worry, so is Wilde’s boss. IHN — that’s “in Heaven’s name” for you non-tatters — do not fail to read this story!

G.D. Falksen’s adventure serial The Mask of Tezcatlipoca is currently appearing in Steampunk Tales, and his writing has appeared in Steampunk Magazine, The Willows Magazine, The Chap, and Egophobia. In addition to writing, G.D. Falksen is a student of history. He is a noted figure in the steampunk subculture, and, may we say, a snappy dresser.

Illustrator David Malki is the man behind the Harvey-, Ignatz- and Eisner-nominated comic strip Wondermark, a unique gag strip crafted entirely from 19th-century woodcuts. His fourth Wondermark collection, Dapper Caps & Pedal-Copters, will be released by Dark Horse Books in April 2010. David is also the Supreme Commander of Promotions and Publicity for TopatoCo, the world’s largest webcomics merchandise company.

If you want to keep up with our Steampunk Month offerings, you can visit the Steampunk Month index page; Tor.com being a well-oiled machine, we’ll naturally update it as each post goes up.

Squishable Poll and Halloween Sale

from Squishable:

Squishing should be democratic! We’ve got four new Squishable designs: Fox, Platypus, Dragon, and Owl… and a bad case of indecision. So vote for the next Squishable design and help us make up our minds!

Obligatory Halloween sale! Yes indeed! Squishable Bats and Squishable Devils are on sale until Halloween to get you in the mood for eating so much candy that you, too, will be spherical!

The Final Battle Begins in “The Wheel of Time Book 12: The Gathering Storm”

Tarmon Gai’don, the Last Battle, looms. And mankind is not ready.
Tarmon Gai’don, the Last Battle, looms. And mankind is not ready.

When Robert Jordan passed away in 2007, the final book of his Wheel of Time series remained unfinished. As one of the most cherished fantasy epics ever written, spanning nearly 20 years and 11 volumes, his wife Harriet McDougal (who was also his editor) called upon author Brandon Sanderson to help complete her husband’s work and bring a conclusion to the Wheel of Time saga. His unfinished work, A Memory of Light, was so extensive in scope of story that it will be released in three parts, the first of which, The Gathering Storm, will be released by Tor/Macmillan in just 5 days on October 27th. You can find it in your local bookstores on Tuesday or you can pre-order it now on Amazon.com.

In this epic novel, Robert Jordan’s international bestselling series begins its dramatic conclusion. Rand al’Thor, the Dragon Reborn, struggles to unite a fractured network of kingdoms and alliances in preparation for the Last Battle. As he attempts to halt the Seanchan encroachment northward — wishing he could form at least a temporary truce with the invaders — his allies watch in terror the shadow that seems to be growing within the heart of the Dragon Reborn himself.

Egwene al’Vere, the Amyrlin Seat of the rebel Aes Sedai, is a captive of the White Tower and subject to the whims of their tyrannical leader. As days tick toward the Seanchan attack she knows is imminent, Egwene works to hold together the disparate factions of Aes Sedai while providing leadership in the face of increasing uncertainty and despair. Her fight will prove the mettle of the Aes Sedai, and her conflict will decide the future of the White Tower — and possibly the world itself.

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass. What was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the Shadow.

Be sure to check out The Gathering Storm and, if you haven’t already, read the series. It’s never too late to start! While you are waiting, check out Team Jordan, as they have come to be called, as they talk briefly about the task of gathering and putting together Jordan’s notes to complete the Wheel of Time series.

Legend of Neil Live Cast Chat Today

In celebration of today’s release of the season finale, Atom.com is hosting a live chat with the cast of The Legend of Neil this evening at 6 p.m. PST. Join creator Sandeep Parikh and stars Tony Janning (Neil), Mike Rose (Old Man) and Felicia Day (Fairy) as they answer your questions about The Legend of Neil.

For more information about how you can get your question asked, check out Atom.com. Additionally, if you are on Twitter, just tweet your questions with the tag #legendofneil and Atom will forward them to the cast. Make sure to add Atom and The Legend of Neil on Twitter while you are at it.

While waiting for all the excitement, be sure to check out The Legend of Neil‘s season finale and if you haven’t already, re-watch season 1 and 2 on the Legend of Neil channel!

“The Guild” Season 3, Episode 8: “+10 to Bravery”

from The Guild:

The Guild Season 3 Episode 8: “+10 to Bravery” is now up on MSN. Codex takes desperate measures to save the Guild. She even goes outside! PLUS, there’s a new gag reel from episodes 5-8 online.

Streaming on MSN | Downloadable in HD on Xbox | Downloadable on Zune

Also, this link to MSN’s Parallel Universe hub is a good one to bookmark, as it defaults to the newest episode.

You can still get tickets to Whedonopolis Charity Screening in LA on 10/30. Also, the Jeff Carlisle “Spires of Dragonor” poster featuring The Guild is now available for purchase.

Wendy Pini “Masque of the Red Death” on Facebook

from ElfQuest:

Hello all,

This is just a bit off-topic (if the topic is purely Elfquest), but we’re excited about it so you’re getting the news.

You may already know that Wendy, in addition to working on continuing Elfquest tales, veered into dark delicious storytelling territory with her adaptation of Poe’s Masque of the Red Death. Where the original was an eight-page tone poem, this new vision is futuristic, erotic, and quite unexpected. The web comic has been running for a while now at Go! Comi and there’s a forum topic as well at Wendy Pini & Masque. (And be on the lookout for Masque‘s move to a new web site in the next couple of months.)

But that’s not this email’s big news! We’ve just brought Masque to Facebook as a page that you can become a fan of, and get news and other tidbits as often as Madame Masque herself (aka Wendy) posts.

If you’re on Facebook already, log in and take a look; Mme. Masque would love to “be-fan” you. If you’re not yet on Facebook, consider joining — there’ll be content available there that can be seen nowhere else.

As the crimson lady herself might say: “See you there, darlings!”

Shade and sweet ruby-red celebration,
Richard Pini

New Horror/Thriller Web Series “Camera Obscura” Trailer

Camera Obscura Trailer from MWG Entertainment on Vimeo.

When Clara’s reclusive Grandfather Sam, a grizzled LAPD crime scene photographer, passes away, she soon discovers there was more to his life than she ever could have imagined. Quickly realizing the world is on a desperate precipice between reality and a nightmare dreamscape where unimaginable creatures freely walk the earth, she must finish her grandfather’s quest before all hell breaks loose.

Find out more at cameraobscuraseries.com.

Little Frakkin’ Toasters Cylon Centurion Animated Maquette

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from Quantum Mechanix:

Standing a steely six inches tall, the Little Frakkin’ Toasters Cylon Centurion Animated Maquette is hand-painted, cast in resin and available in an edition of just 1,000 statues. He’s individually numbered and comes on a mirrored black stand. Based on an original design by Battlestar Galactica CG artist Dustin Adair, our Little Frakkin’ Toaster comes complete with attitude as he beckons you to “come get some”.

If it’ll make you feel a little safer, you can always paint a red stripe across his back.