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ThinkGeek’s Zombie Bunny

from ThinkGeek:

Spring is sproinging!

Everywhere we turn, things are bright and cheery… except for in the meadow. It was there we discovered the bloody carnage wrought by a zombie bunny.

No ordinary rabbit, this death machine was tearing through woodland creatures until we double-bopped it on the head. Long story short, we brought it back to GeekLabs and have reproduced it — for real this time! — for your nomming pleasure. There’s plenty in stock (you know how bunnies are) so be sure to grab a few for the zombie fans in your life.

Chocolate Zombie Bunny — From April Fools to your Easter basket
Spring has sprung and all the little woodland creatures are… screaming and hippity-hopping for their lives? It’s a zombie bunny, and double-bopping him on the head isn’t going to stop his murderous rampage. Oh no, you KNEW, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little chocolate BUNNY, isn’t it? It’s a good thing the virus turned his flesh to delicious white chocolate. Save the world; bite his head off. Yes, the chocolate zombie apocalypse is beginning and we’re ravenous for delicious candy treats.

Take $10 Off — Sproing into spring with us!
There’s nothing more serene than cherry blossoms drifting through the air over a meadow where a herd of zombie rabbits hippity-hops after their prey. Especially when you’re watching from your safehouse. Use code PREPARED for $10 off orders of $40 or more through 11:59 pm ET on 4/15/11.

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Win $1000 from the J!NX Design Arcade

from J!NX:

New J!NX Classic Design: Computers
Marvel at the wonders of technology! Behold the spectacle of circuitry! Witness the birth of a machine that will forever eliminate the need for you to have a rickety old typewriter or abacus. With the “computer”, you can say goodbye to all your word processing and spreadsheet worries. With a soon-to-be-released upgrade, you’ll even be able to give up thinking for yourself, and just let the machines do it for you!

Special launch promotion for $5.00 off through April 15, 2011.

Submit to the J!NX Design Arcade for a chance at $1000
The J!NX Community has proven to have some very talented artists. More than a few have won $750 cash and a $250 J!NX Gift Certificate and had their designs selected to be printed as J!NX tees. Submit your design and you could be next! No artistic ability to speak of? You can still get in on the action by voting on submissions and receive 10 EXP per vote.

Phonekerchief: There’s a Nap for That

from GeekChicDaily:

The modern cell-phone is an incredible device. It reaches out to the web, communicates with GPS satellites and hurls cartoon birds in glorious destructive arcs at their pig enemies. It also rings, and not always when you want it to… like your super-secret post-lunch under-desk nap, for instance.

Enter the Phonekerchief. It’s a hanky specifically designed to wrap around your phone and block its signal. Crafted from a high-tech silver-fiber fabric, the Phonekerchief acts as a “Faraday Cage”, knocking out what service might still be trying to reach you at that candle-lit dinner you should probably be focusing on. Sure, you could just turn your phone off on your way into the restaurant, but why be practical when you can be scientific? The physicist who discovered the electrical principles that make a Faraday Cage possible didn’t get a Lost character named after him for turning things off.

And just in case your dinner date doesn’t notice the tech-sacrifice you’ve made in the name of giving them your full and undivided attention, one corner of the Phonekerchief is printed with the words “My Phone Is Off For You.”

This is perhaps the most rare and amazing effect of the Phonekerchief; how many nerdy scientific instruments do you know of that can actually gain you points with the opposite sex?

J!NX: $5 Off Select WoW Tees & Tour the Fortress

from J!NX:

Tour the J!NX Fortress – A Stop-Motion Experiment
Step inside the J!NX Fortress for a stop-motion experiment in exploration. This video represents 3623 still photos woven together with a delicate mixture of technology and sorcery. Music by STRFKR. Enjoy!

Select World of Warcraft Designs $5 Off Through April 15:

Azeroth Exterminators
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Cataclysm Logo
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Gadgetzan Choppers
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Goblin
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Green Linen Shirt
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Level ?? Humanoid
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Locked Chest Women’s Tee
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Rune
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Worgen
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Welcome Spring with MIMOBOT and Take 60% Off on Select Stuff We Like!

from Mimoco:

Hello Spring! Spruce up your memory storage device with MIMOBOT Designer USB Flash Drives! Shop Now!

Brand New STUFF WE LIKE!
In the Brief Zipper Pulls $2.95
Android Mini Series 02 $7.95
Yummy Donut Zipper Pulls $2.95

MORE STUFF WE LIKE! SAVE 60% on Kaniza Cluster Blind Box! Shop Now!

SHOP SPOTLIGHT! MassArt Made: Find MIMOBOT at the new shop at the Massachusetts College of Art & Design! Learn More!

Visit the J!NX Community

from J!NX:

Welcome to the Community
If you haven’t been to the J!NX Community section, or haven’t been by in a while, come check it out. We’ve got tons to do, and you can even get your hands on some prizes while you’re at it.

  • Design Arcade — Win up to $750 cash and a $250 J!NX Gift Certificate for your t-shirt design.
  • Tweakfest — Tweak photos of the J!NX crew and win up to 10,000 J!NX Gold plus other cool prizes.
  • J!NX Pix — What does errbody look like?

Beyond JINX.com
Sometimes, we escape our little corner of the interwebs and leave little pellets of wisdom about. Usually, you can find them on the Twitters, the Bookface, and the Youtube for watching videograms.

Buy 3+ Minecraft Tees, get $5 off each
Use Promotion Code: CREEPER
This offer expires Friday, April 08, 2011 at 11:59PM PST, so don’t wait!
*can’t be combined with any other offers, sale prices, or discounts

J!NX: $5 Off Select Guild Tees & More

from J!NX:

New J!NX Design Arcade Winner: Gamer Constellations T-Shirt
They say that the stars are the final frontier. They say that out there, in the fringes of space, dwell mysteries that humans can only begin to imagine. Well, whoever said that obviously wasn’t a gamer, because we gamers can imagine things that would blow the universe’s mind. Just look at this awesome design that Minion Seven_Hundred dreamed up! Top that, universe!

Special launch promotion: $5.00 off during the debut week!

Select Designs $5 Off Through April 8:

The Guild Axis of Anarchy
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The Guild Cast with Logo
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The Guild Cheesy Beards
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The Guild Plus 5 to Sexterity
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Buffy Staked Edward
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Plasmids
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RPG Skeleton
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Sun is Trying to Kill Me
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ThinkGeek Welcomes Our New Computer Overlords

from ThinkGeek:

Ready to party like a cosmonaut?

Yuri’s Night, the anniversary of human space flight, is coming up on April 12th and it’s a doozy — this year it’s the big 5-0. Ready the vacuum-packed hors d’oeuvres and orbiting disco ball!

It’s only appropriate that this email includes 4 delicious new edibles, a breakthrough in snacking vessel technology, and 3 science-related items. If you like science or eating (and we know you do) you’ll love the new stuff!

FREE SHIRT with $15 purchase!
Welcome your new computer overlords! It’s elementary, Watson! Spend $15 or more and we’ll throw in an awesome t-shirt for free. It’s a quote from trivia champion Ken Jennings, when he admitted defeat by a certain computer. Supplies are limited, so buzz in quick if you want one!

The ThinkGeek 3-D Giveaway — Win a Virtual Boy… & $1,000 Spree
Not satisfied with 3-D movies, 3-D televisions, and 3-D mobile phones? We have just the gaming console for you. Enter today to win a Nintendo Virtual Boy, circa 1995, complete with box and 4 mind-altering games. Oh, and you’ll win a $1,000 Shopping Spree, too, but that experience will be entirely 2-dimensional. The runner up will win the just-released (and surely destined for greatness) Nintendo 3DS. The future is now!

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Look What’s Happening at Alivan’s Just in Time for Easter

from Alivan’s:

Greetings, friends… in this edition of The Clairvoyant:  Shipping is only $2.99 for EVERY order of ANY size right now… Apprentice Wands are on sale at an extra low price (read on)… and did we mention SHIPPING is only $2.99!

Don’t miss it! Apprentice Wands are on sale at an unheard of $12.99 — that’s 30% off the normal price. Click here to shop for your own right now.

Shipping for your entire order for only $2.99 through April 4th — that’s right — no matter how much you spend your entire order ships for less than $3 bucks… get your Easter goodies and a whole lot more and SAVE, SAVE, SAVE!   Start shopping now!

Magically,
Finneas Alivan

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J!NX: Fresh Data Episode 3

from J!NX:

J!NX Fresh Data — Episode 3 (Minecraft Photo Shoot)
We continue the massive surge of Minecraft love with an episode of Fresh Data dedicated to capturing the awesomitude of our photo shoot. We experienced some technical difficulties for this one, with the bear getting into some of the shots. You know how he just can’t stand to share the spotlight. We were able to get everything squared away, though, and ended up some with some really cool pics. Check out the vid for more.

Systems Alchemist T-Shirt
The answers are there. Deep within the cogitators, entwined with threads of rumination and shielded by the machine overminds, dwell the secrets of the interverse. If you seek these truths, you must approach with a caffeinated mind, a fearless thirst for knowledge, and ten dexterous digits. Attain the secrets, and you will know great power… but you can kiss that suntan goodbye.

Special launch promotion for $5.00 off during the first week of sales only.

J!NX: $5 Off New Design, Plus More Minecraft to Come

from J!NX:

Many of you have probably already heard that we launched the Official Minecraft Store, fully licensed by Notch and the team at Mojang. We want you to know that this is really just the beginning, and that you can expect a lot more awesome Minecraft stuff in the not-too-distant future.

New J!NX Classic: Systems Alchemist
The answers are there. Deep within the cogitators, entwined with threads of rumination and shielded by the machine overminds, dwell the secrets of the interverse. If you seek these truths, you must approach with a caffeinated mind, a fearless thirst for knowledge, and ten dexterous digits. Attain the secrets, and you will know great power… but you can kiss that suntan goodbye.

Plus, buy the Systems Alchemist T-shirt within its debut week*, and get $5 off!

*Offer expires 4/01/11. Can’t be combined with other offers or discounts.

ThinkGeek, Your One-Stop Prank Superstore!

from ThinkGeek:

Pranksters, we salute you.

Remember the days when you could get weeks of laughs from a whoopie cushion? You never outgrow the joy of pranking, but you do outgrow your pranks. We at ThinkGeek are dedicated to bringing you the best in devious technology designed to bug the crap out of the people you love the most.

April Fool’s Day is just around the corner — are you prepared to unravel lesser minds?

Roll for Sanity!
Maybe the Elder Gods aren’t visiting, but that doesn’t mean you can’t chip away at your coworkers’ sanity. Hide an Annoy-a-tron in their space — we recommend above drop ceilings! — and watch them twitch and squirm. For a limited time, get your own insanity device for only $4.99.

$10 off $50+ Orders — Stock up for your nefarious plans
Looking to add a few new pranks to your arsenal? We’re all about supporting your evil deeds and tricksy plans. Use code TRICKSY for $10 off orders of $50 or more, good through 3/25/11 at 11:59 pm EST.

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