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It is with great bukkit-holding happiness that we announce it’s time for our Random T-Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness yet again! For as little as $5.99, our robot monkeys will select one random shirt in your size from our magical, mysterious warehouse.

Will it be awesome? Yes! Will it be black? Possibly! Will it be radioactive? Also possibly! Will we stop asking questions and get on with the newsletter after reminding you that 3/14 is Pi Day? Absolutely!

Random T-Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness!
We have these perfectly good shirts. Perfectly good except for a slight mutation causes changes in color and design. We’re pretty sure they’re not radioactive, or at least they won’t be by the time you open your box. Get one for as little as $5.99.

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Now on “RiffTrax” DVD: “Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny”!

from RiffTrax:

“What a story!” This was the original studio tagline for Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. You will have to ignore, of course, that Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny barely contains a story, let alone a coherent thought. But you’ll be willing to let this pass, since it does contain pigs, gorilla suits, paper mache birds, soiled Santa costumes, pervy moles and, of course, an Ice Cream Bunny.

What is an Ice Cream Bunny? We’re not quite sure, and the movie doesn’t really bother to explain. Evidently he has a fire truck with an air raid siren, and lives at a place called Pirates World. We also know that we are strongly in favor of ceding all power to it and letting it enact whatever foul agenda it desires, just as long as it lets us take a ride through Pirates World in that sweet, sweet fire truck.

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The Guild: Season 4, Episode 7: Awkward Birthday

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Season 5 coming Summer 2011!

Fawkes’ arrival at dinner throws Codex for a loop; Clara and Tink’s business congeals into a plan, kind of.

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J!NX: IDentity Spring 2011 – Now with More Fiber!

from J!NX:

The J!NX IDentity Spring 2011 Collection Descends
You may have already caught peeks at some of the items in this latest collection. Some of the new tees and outerwear somehow managed to escape the Fortress of their own volition, and ended up in videos and pictures across the interwebz. Nonetheless, you can still find all here, ready for your adornment!

The Guild: Season 4, Episode 6: Weird Respawn

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Season 5 coming Summer 2011!

Zaboo struggles to deal with his mother’s new attitude; Codex juggles work and gaming.

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The Guild: Season 4, Episode 5: Loot Envy

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Season 5 coming Summer 2011!

Codex’s new job brings out unexpected feelings in the Guild; Clara gets a good idea (uh-oh).

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J!NX: We Love the Smell of Fresh Data in the Morning

from J!NX:

New Design Arcade Winner: Lost Mythos
If you’re current on your ancient mythology, then you’ll know that the legend of the Minotaur states that the terrible beast resided in a vast labyrinth, demanding a sacrifice of “maidens” to sate his rage. However, a new insight from Minion vintz has revealed that the Minotaur’s rage actually stemmed from being perpetually lost in that blasted maze, and he really just wanted the maidens to help him with directions. The Greeks embellished a few details to keep their history spicy. Silly Greeks. Thanks vintz, for another epic Design Arcade achievement!

New J!NX Classic T-Shirt: Zombie Love
When one human loves another human, a vast array of declarations are available to communicate that feeling — cards, candy, sonnets, etc. But what happens when one zombie loves another zombie? It’s much harder for a walking corpse to express its true feelings. There is one thing, though, that all zombies recognize (even when their eyes, ears and tongues have rotted out of thier skull), and that is BRAAAAINNSSS. What better way to celebrate your undying affection than over a healthy serving of grey matter?

Big Things Are A-Brewin’ in the J!NX Community!
The J!NX Community page is experiencing a flood of new and exciting additions lately. Firstly, our very first Fresh Data webisode has been launched with great success. If you’ve ever wondered what makes the J!NX Crew tick, what they’re into, what makes them rage, or what makes them laugh hysterically, clickity-click on that link and subscribe to the channel for more episodes as they come out. We’ve also got a sweet set of game reviews from Hanbanana, where he shares his thoughts on Dead Space 2, WoW Cataclysm, and what to do when your server is down. Finally, another stanza has been added to Brolo’s Brolog, describing a gamer’s thoughts on football, and the spectacle of The Superbowl. All of this, and more, await you on our Community Page, so make sure you stop by soon and join the fun!

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J!NX: Attack of “WoW” Spring 2011

from J!NX:

New World of Warcraft Collection
For the latest lineup, we’re bringing you 10 designs, including the Goblin and Worgen shirts formerly only available in Europe. We’re also throwing down new Alliance and Horde shirts, so you can wear your allegiance proudly. Plus, you’ve never seen a purple shirt so epic.