from ThinkGeek:
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Scorching summer heat FTL. We can has a solution, srsly. Hop into your closet, telephone booth, or nearest TARDIS for a wardrobe change and emerge back into the world feeling fresh and clean. Luckily, we’ve found this amazing machine which will produce a clean new t-shirt just for you. We just fire it up, press this button here, and 99 times out of 100, a random t-shirt appears in your size.
The other 1% of the time, a monkey robot gets his wings.
Random Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness!!
You may not have the time to get geeky clean in the shower with some fireball soap or Shower Shock, but you sure can improve your Freshness Coefficient mid-day with a new t-shirt. And do we have a deal for you! Our t-shirt grab bag is back with a laserspewpewpew twist. Get a random shirt for as low as $5.99. While supplies last!
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