News that Squishes: Cthulhu and Owl Pre-orders

from Squishable:

Hello Folks!

If you were sprinkling some news on your espresso, well you wouldn’t want to ruin it with just any salty, grainy news! No! You’d want it to be some sweet, delicious Squishy News! And here it is!

New Squishable Pre-orders! Yes indeed! We didn’t get all that many of these two, so pre-order ’em for shipment around September 20th. Because we love you.

Squishable Cthulhu — What better cuddle buddy than a hideous monstrosity from the dawn of time? He comes with both tentacles, wings, and arms to better eat your soul… I mean hug you. Totally available for pre-order.

Squishable Owl — Holy small squeeky things, it’s an Owl! He’ll clear out your rodent problem while dispensing snuggles at the same time! This is a multitasking owl, people! Also totally available for pre-order.

Really Big Wolf Understudy — They’re smart and sweet, and they do it all while looking snazzy. Like a super fuzzy, slick, lupine-style secret agent! Also, he’s really big!

Squishable Dragon Auction for Charity! — So the actual Squishable Dragon won’t be out until Winter, but this here is a preview of the awesome that is to come! He’s blue! He’s fierce! He’s got unusual-looking nostrils! Yes, this almost-final dragon prototype came to us with black nostrils instead of blue, which is why we’re auctioning him off for charity! All the proceeds will go to Child’s Play to get video games and toys to sick kids. Dragon! Kids! Auction! Woo!

Understudies Back in Stock! Guess what’s back? The Really Big Manatee Understudy and the Giant Moose Understudy! Yes they are, so please stop demonstrating in front of our house!

Thanks folks!

Zoe and Aaron
Squishable.com

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