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You know what’s better than love?
Geek love! After all, between the two of you, your genetic material has the potential of creating the first in a line of intellectually superior benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow. Or a hostess at Fuddruckers. But for now, Valentine’s Day! With gifts like ours, it’s almost certain you’ll get to make loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity later.
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Perfect gifts for your plumber-hero or self-rescuing princess
Show you care with any number of geeky Valentine’s Day gifts. For the 8-bit retro geek, how about a matched pair of t-shirts that light up with hearts when you’re close? For the princess geek, a lovely bouquet of non-wilting 8-bit flowers or some love potion. For the biology geek, you can’t go wrong with an anatomically correct beating heart plush. Hungry geeks will love the giant heart gummy candy and cold geeks will appreciate a heart-shaped hand warmer. Just got dumped? Send your ex a box of plush STDs.
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