from Weta:
Ladies! Gentlemen! Etc.
It’s come to our knowledge that some of you actually appreciate the belittling and condescension in these missives. So we thought we’d indulge you!
Victory!
The latest scribbles to emerge from the house of Grordbort will be an adventure annual. We’ve managed to wring a few pages out of the still warm, yet mysteriously rigid fingers of a messenger boy who ran across the range during testing of the Righteous Bison.
Using anachronous adhesive, we have pasted a few sheets here!
Light!
There’s no end to the irony (or ironmongery) at Grordbort Industries. Smashing particles has long been a favoured pastime of the good Doctor, so it’s not surprising that the first lightweight gun to emerge from the sweatshop is a particle smasher that bears the name of a very heavy animal.
The Righteous Bison is for everyone. Seriously.
So small it’s hardly there at all!
What the Victorious Mongoose — Miniature Version lacks in bulk and mass, it makes up for in sheer concealability. Its outrageous ickleness has been revered by prominent members of the intergalactic shooterati:
“It takes 13 minutes of discharge of this little beauty to make a rather large cat jump. Literally hours of fun!” Lady Fionnula O’Dourliss
“I got one stuck in a molar on Mars. Damned thing cost me a crown!” Brig. Sir Humphrey L’Ardarcy
“I pre-ordered mine from the planetary underbelly via the intergalactic electric Web. You should too!” Anonymous
New Electric Web Talkatorium (Dr. Grordbort’s Infallible Forum)
An associate of ours in the colonies, the venerable Mr. Charles Song, of Shadow & Flame fame, has kindly agreed to host your blatant misuse of Her Majesty’s tongue in a new Talkatorium. It’s rather excellent and you simply must join in the banter! They’re a jovial and good-hearted bunch. For now. Right Here!
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