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Seasons Eatings!
It’s turkey day next week and Timmy is totally prepared. He’s even invented a new side dish that he’s planning to unveil at the big ThinkGeek Thanksgiving Bacon Bonanza™. Since he’s a generous monkey, he’s going to share it with you all. Timmy’s Bacon-tastic Bacon Dip is: 1 cup Baconnaise, 1/2 cup sour cream, 6 slices of pulverized Tactical Canned Bacon, and a sprinkling of fresh parsley and chives. What does one dip into the Bacon-tastic Bacon Dip, you ask? (We can’t believe you’re asking, but we’ll humor you.) You dip the rest of the can of bacon, of course! It’s bacon on bacon goodness. Besides, once the can is open, it’s no longer going to last until the zombie apocalypse. Unless of course, the zombie apocalypse is triggered by an overdose of tryptophan…
Free T-shirt!
Celebrate the Season of Eating… with SCIENCE! Break away from the tradition of wearing itchy sweaters and get into a nice soft tee. Right now we’ll toss in a free t-shirt featuring the tryptophan* molecule with every $25 purchase. Like the best pumpkin pie, this offer is only good while supplies last.
*An amino acid. May cause drowsiness.
The 2009 ThinkGeek Holiday Gift Center is Upon Us
Timmy has been transformed into a monkey reindeer monster (not to be confused with a pony monkey monster, which can apparently have “too many monkeys” — lies, we say! lies!). What were we talking about? Oh, right. Timmy the Monkey-Reindeer has a most geektastic Holiday Gift Center where you’ll find everything you wanted to know about shopping ThinkGeek for the holidays. Top sellers for those who need ideas, shipping information for procrastinators, gift certificates for those who believe in DIY presents, and much much more! Use it for yourself or invoke your ninja skills to slip the link to someone who owes you a present this year. Hint hint.
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