from RiffTrax:
Christmas Rhapsody, the latest entry in the Rhapsody series, comes fresh on the heels of Thanksgiving Rhapsody and Cyber Monday Rhapsody. And though Webster’s defines Rhapsody as “A highly emotional utterance or literary work,” most of us know that the true meaning of Rhapsody is a depressed sentient Christmas tree, bemoaning its own “No Account” status in the world.
If Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tree and Eeyore the Donkey had a baby whom they denied the Prozac it so desperately needed, it would still be more fun to talk to than the tree in Christmas Rhapsody.