from Weta:
I say!
Are you one of those unfortunate Darwinian mishaps who find it nigh on impossible to gain acceptance in polite (worst case even impolite?) society?
Do you regularly find yourself at social functions on level footing only with the flock wallpaper or velvet draperie in the quest for the attention of the opposite gender?
Well, then you must keep reading, for Dr. Grordbort’s has the answer to your pathetic prayers:
Introducing — Victorious Secrets!
Save US$89!
For the approximate monetary equivalent of a good pipe and a tin of decent tobacco, you can now own a satchelful of Grordbortian goodies, 14 items straight from the hands of the lazy-arse artisans in the antipodean colonies! Thus rapidly elevating your social status beyond what has traditionally been possible. Even the actual satchel is included!
- 1 Victorious Mongoose — Miniature Version
- 1 Dr. Grordbort’s Satchel
- 1 Spiral Bound Notebook for your plans, scribbles and brilliant ideas
- 8 Postcards
- 1 Unnatural Selector Pin
- 1 Goliathon 83 Pin
- 1 F.M.O.M. Keyring
WAS US$238 — NOW US$149 — SAVE US$89! (Offer expires 22 February 2010)
Take our survey — tell us what you think of Blast-a-Buffon
Before St. Nicholas, the porky crimson scoundrel, made the season too silly for words, we launched an anima-lectric amusement station named Blast-a-Buffoon. This was the first time a similar endeavour had been attempted by Grordbort Industries and we would like to solicit your views on the matter. Electric web Survey can be found here.
You’ll know when you’ve been hit by a Blunderbuss!
In the approximately 18 months since Lord Cockswain’s Unnatural Selector Ray Blunderbuss was unleashed on an unsuspecting Venusian fauna, all but a handful of the 50 made have been acquired by an international clientel of impeccable taste and breeding. If you have yet to join the illustrious elite that can call themselves Blunderbuss Owners, we suggest you don’t delay any further. They won’t last much longer and when they are gone, they’re vanished! Cast an eye on the Unnatural Selector. And then buy one!
Dr. Grordbort’s reclaims Hong Kong in the name of Her Majesty
Dr. Grordbort’s Exceptional Exhibition — Hazzaah — is taking its next step into the world by going to the once gloriously Imperial Crown Colony of Hong Kong. Hosted and presented by the wizardly Hong Kong based technological upstart Cyberport. Richard Taylor Esq. and Greg Broadmore will attend the official opening Pomp and Circumstance on March 24th. Read the original dispatch here.
Compartmentalised photolectric essay from the Colonies!
The thoroughly (and amusingly) reprehensible villain Count Nicholas Mazmaniac has furnished us with a thoroughly amusing retelling of a recent adventure. One of the lackeys in the pictorialisation department at Grordbort Industries (G Broadmore) was so taken by his tale (and partial to a bit of tail) that he instantly Grordbotomised one of the photos! Read the story and see the rest of the rather racy pictures!
Have you insulted any of the lunatics on the Forum yet? It’s not too late…